𝐓𝐅𝟐 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 | 𝐎𝐧𝐞-𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 & 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

~:How They Kiss

Whole Team; How They Kiss

Author's Note: this has been rewritten. (10/7/26)

Warnings: None | Pronouns: Neutral

Scout

~: Scout's style is energetic, playful, and enthusiastic when it comes to kisses. Sometimes he kisses like he's trying to prove something. He starts with quick pecks, because he's nervous, even if he's acting cocky. 

~: He loves stealing kisses when you're distracted. If you're busy he'll lean in and kiss your cheek or quickly peck your lips. And if you try to shoo him away he'll do it again before running off.

~: Once he's comfortable, he gets surprisingly affectionate and will grin into the kiss. But as he's so comfortable he might surprise them with a kiss attack. Even in front of people, if his S/O isn't shy, Scout doesn't care.

~: If you kiss him first, he'll freeze for half a second before immediately kissing you back. 

Soldier

~: Soldier's style is clumsy, earnest, but surprisingly tender. But generally, he has absolutely no idea what he's doing sometimes. 

~: The first kiss is probably way too forceful because he thinks confidence equeals success. You may have to teach him a thing or two...

~: But once Soldier realises that gentleness works better, he's incredibly sincere. He cups you face like you're the most precious thing in America.

~: Every kiss somehow feels like he's making a solemn promise.

Pyro

~: Pyro's style is soft, careful, and affectionate. To them, consent and comfort are everything.Since communication is difficult, Pyro checks your reactions constantly. 

~: They frequently pull back enough to read your expression, and steps back at any sign discomfort. Pyro loves forehead kisses, hand kisses, and nuzzling just as much as lip kisses.

~: Although, if Pyro is wearing their mask, it becomes a 'boop' instead.

~: Generally, their kisses are slow and full of affection. They also get visibly excited afterward, bouncing happily.

Demoman

~: Demoman's style is warm, passionate, and comforting. When he's sober enough to appreciate the moment, his kisses are confident, and incredibly romantic.

~: Sometimes he laughs between kisses if he's more playful, but he always wraps an arm securely around your waist and pulls you close regardless of mood.

~: He loves long kisses after a hard day. They feel comforting and reassuring. Demo tends to cling to them during times like this.

~: Demoman will absolutely kiss your forehead before heading out on a mission, but also loves receiving a quick kiss before battle for luck.

Heavy

~: Heavy's kisses are slow, protective, and deeply loving. Despite how intimidating he looks, he's one of the gentlest.

~: He has a habit of tilting your chin up carefully before kissing you. But as there is most likely a height difference, Heavy will always lean down to kiss you. He may even pick you up if you're really that much shorter than him and can't reach.

~: Heavy likes lingering kiss where neither of you feels rushed. He's generally very reserved with kisses so this tends to happen in private. 

~: Afterwards, he'll almost always rest his forehead against yours in comfortable silence, smiling softly.

Engineer

~:Engineer's style is sweet, domestic, and reasurring. He really isn't flashy. Every kiss is meaningful, even the small, quick ones. 

~: He gives a lot of goodbye and welcome-home kisses, as well as a quick kiss to the cheek or forhead before battle sometimes. Also loves receiving these kisses too.

~: If you're working beside him in the workshop, he'll absentmindedly lean over for a quick kiss before getting back to fixing something. 

~: Engineer makes affection feel easy and natural. He often pulls you close to him at random just to kiss you, and he smile against your lips every time. 

Medic

~: Medic's style is confident, teasing, and unexpectedly romantic. He studies your reactions with scientific curiousity at first, then forgets all about "research" because he's enjoying himself. 

~: He likes holding your jaw and/or brushing you hair aside. He gives it a moment to hold you gaze before he kisses you. 

~: He has a habit of smiling into kisses when he's teasing. That's when he'll let his lips brush yours before actually kissing you. 

~: Medic can switch from teasing to intimate within seconds. They suddenly become passionate, especially in the way he pulls you against him. 

Sniper

~: Sniper's style is quiet, intimate, and genuine. Although, he doesn't initiate very often, especially not around others. But when he does, it's always meaningful.

~: He always has his hands on your waist when he pulls you in for a kiss, and has a habit of brushing hair from your face. He doesn't realise it, but he always has a small smile on his face before right he kisses you too.

~: His kisses are slow and meaningful rather than frequent. It's like he's reserved it all for those private moments with you. 

~: If he trusts you enough to kiss your forehead in front of someone else, that's basically a declaration of love.

Spy

~: Spy's style is elegant, confident, and intesnsely romantic. He's and expert kisser, obviously. Kissing is a mastered skill to him. 

~: He knows exactly how to make every kiss feel memorable. He loves brushing his thumb over you cheek beforehand, holding your gaze. 

~: Spy will kiss you hand just to make you smile. What else can you expect? He's a gentleman. 

~: But behind all the practiced charm, his most genuine kisses happen when he forgets to maintain his suave persona.