One-shots and headcanons for Team Fortress 2!
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- Originally published in 2017
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Whole Team; Free Time Activities
Author's Note: this has been rewritten (13/7/26)
Wanrings: None | Pronouns: Neutral
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(This is not implied to be exclusively working alongside them in the base.)
Scout
~: Scout constantly wants to do something. Sitting around for hours makes him restless, so your free time together usually turns into little adventures.
~: He'll drag you around the town (or whatever city you're in) insisting he knows "the best pizza joint" or "this arcade is gonna blow your mind." Although half the fun is listening to him talk. He's always telling stories throughout, exaggerating every detail while waving his hands around dramatically.
~: Scout's also very competetive. Whether it's air hockey, basketball, racing games, or mini golf, everything somehow becomes a competition. If you beat him, he'll insist you cheated. If he wins, he'll celebrate like he just won a championship.
~: But when things slow down, there's a softer side. Late at night he'll flop onto the couch, throw an arm over your shoulders, and put on whatever terrible action movie is playing. Scout will spend half the movie making jokes and the other half unconsciously leaning against you. He loves physical closeness without even realising it.
Soldier
~: Soldier's idea of quality time is... unique. Some mornings he'll wake you up at dawn because today's lesson is "How to Survive a Communist Bear Attack." Except there are no bears... There are definitely no communists either.
~: But somehow you're both running obstacle courses through the woods while Soldier enthusiastically narrates military strategies. But despite the insanity, he genuinely enjoys teaching you things, even if they're wildly incorrect.