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Whole Team; Irish S/O
Author's Note: ahhh a fresh request. it feels so great to make a lil nest in the tf2 community again.. and this prompt feels so homely as i'm irish myself.
Warnings: None |Pronouns: Neutral
Requested by "Anonymous" via Tumblr
Written: 26/7/26
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Before we begin, I'd just like to clarify that the mercs love you regardless of nationality. Realistically, there isn't an immense amount of things I can elaborate on in detail for prompts like this, so I do apologise if some seem short or don't have as many points as some others.
Scout
~: Scout immediately becomes obsessed with your accent, and he tries (and dails miserably) to imitate it constantly. He picks up on some phrases and he thinks saying "grand" or "yer man" makes him sound authentic. It does not. It's just a poorly imitated accent. But if you laugh at him he only keeps doing it because making you laugh is worth embarrassing himself for.
~: He wants to know what every Irish slang word means. He'd probably ask something like, "Wait... what's a gobshite?" Ten minutes later, he's accidentally calling Soldier one.
~: Scout has loads of questions about your culture. He wants to hear stories about growing up in Ireland. He's especially fascinated by old castles, mythology, and the idea that some buildings are older than the United States. Also, he absolutely cannot wrap his head around casually walking past ruins that are hundreds of years old.
~: He loves hearing you read aloud because he enjoys your voice more than he'll admit. And he brags to everyone about your accent too. He tells people how nice it sounds but also says it's a little hard to understand sometimes...
~: He also secretly tries to learn a few Irish phrases just to surprise you, and he gets ridiculously proud when he pronounces one correctly.
