One-shots and headcanons for Team Fortress 2!
This book is organsied into catagories of each merc. Newest parts/chapters will be found at the bottom of the list of its subjective category.
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Scout
~: The second he sees the water, he's sprinting towards it before anyone has even finished unloading the bags. And he's probably declared himself "King of the Beach" within five minutes.
~: He challenges everyone to races. Swimming races, sprint races, sandcastle competitions, skimming stones, anything.
~: Scout refuses to wear sunscreen at first because "I don't burn." Then burns... And complains dramatically about it all evening.
~: He tries to teach everyone beach vollyball and becomes overly competetive. But then, all day he constantly pesters everyone to join whatever game he's invented.
~:He also secretly loves collecting shells that look unusual, though he'll never admit it.
Soldier
~: Soldier arrives dressed as though the beach is a military operation, bringing enough supplies for a week at least.
~: He treats setting up umbrellas like establishing a defensive perimeter, and will probably shout something like, "THE TIDE CANNOT DEFEAT US IF WE REMAIN VIGILANT."
~: He digs enormous trenches "for tactical purposes." and attempts to camouflage himself in sand, then gets pinched by a crab in the process and declares it "an honourable opponent."
~: He thinks seagulls are conducting reconnaissance, but they're just after his snacks, which they always manage to get somehow.
~: At some point Soldier probably ends up giving an enthusiastic speech while everyone is trying to relax...
