One-shots and headcanons for Team Fortress 2!
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- Originally published in 2017
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Whole Team; S/O Who Under Eats
Author's Note: this was originally a request a long time ago... again, this is a rewrite! (rewritten 19/7/26)
Warnings: None |Pronouns: Neutral
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**This is not implied as disordered eating, but rather a neutral matter of forgetting or just being busy!**
Scout
~:Scout doesn't notice at first. Instead he'll figure it out by asking you if you want to grab food with him, and if you answer with something like, "I already ate... this morning," He'll stop walking... "It's seven..."
~: Once he realises it's a pattern, he becomes surprisingly attentive. Scout starts carrying snacks everywhere, not because he's naturally organised, but because he's worried
~: He carries things like granola bars, bags of chips, fruit snacks, candy, anything little that he knows you like that's easy to shove into your hands.
~: Scout isn't overbearing though. He keeps it light so you don't feel guilty. If you're busy instead, he'll literally slide food across the table without interrupting you. "Just eat something, alright? You get all quiet when you don't."
Soldier
~: Soldier interprets food as fuel. Not eating enough is completely unacceptable in his mind. You'll probably hear something like, "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE ENEMY ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!"
~: He responds with military precision. Breakfast at 0700. Lunch at 1200. Dinner at 1800. And he'll loudly announce mealtimes throughout the base too.
~: If you insist you're not hungry, Soldier will say, "That is irrelevant!" Then he hands you a sandwich...
~: His methods are ridiculous, but the concern underneath is genuine. He will do his utmost to make sure his beloved is eating enough.