(Oh btw, when Odin and Frigga were sent away, so were the people from 1940's and the two AI's)
"We'll look at Happy now"
"Happy Hogan is played by Jonathan Favreau, who was born on 19 October 1966, in Queens, New York. He is 54 years old as of now. His stage name is Jon Favreau. He is an actor, producer, director and screenwriter. He is married and has three children named, Max; Madeleine and Brighton. As an actor, he has appeared in more than 40 movies. He has directed Iron Man 1 & 2, The jungle book; live-action, Lion King; live-action, and many more. His net worth is 100 million dollars"
"Hold up, I gotta ask. Live-action, Jungle Book and Lion king?" Clint asked
"Yes, in our world we have live actions of some Disney movie classics" Ari answered
"Iron Man 1 & 2?" Dr Strange asked, as he was curious about the other universe
"Yes, as I told you guys you are movies and TV shows from our time. Iron Man 1 was the first movie that started the MCU. It shows the events of 2008. MCU is Marvel Cinematic Universe, basically, the company that creates the movies or tv series around you guys. After Iron Man 1, several other movies came out. We still have many movies and tv shows yet to be released" Ari answered
"Well, I'm gonna say, I'm glad that happy was the one who directed my movie. Even if it's not him" Tony said, deciding to push away the thoughts about how Ari knew the events of 2008
"Thanks, boss. But I'm good with my job" Happy answered
"I really don't miss that Happy" Peter(2023) said absentmindedly
"You two close in the future?" Tony asked, curious
"Happy, in his words, is 'a babysitter to Peter and his friends'" May said
"Happy loves us, just doesn't say anything," Peter(2023) said with a smirk
Peter(2017) looked at happy with a raised eyebrow, which just caused him to groan
"Okay people, we're gonna see fury now"
"Nick Fury is played by Samuel L. Jackson, who was born on 21 December 1948, in Washington, DC, US. He is 72 years old as of now. He is an actor and filmmaker. He is married to actress LaTanya Richardson and has one daughter named Zoe, who is a producer. His films made over 27 billion dollars worldwide, making him the highest-grossing actor of all time. His net worth is currently 250 million dollars at least"
"Fury with two eyes" Clint joked but quickly sunk in his seat under Fury's glare
"Highest-grossing actor of all time," Darcy said
"Married and has a daughter" Thor stated
"27 billion dollars" Sam(2017) said
"Are you just going to say the amount of money every time an actor comes up?" Bucky(2017) said
"If they are that high, I will" Sam(2017) replied
"I am Groot," Groot said, making everyone look at him in shock
"Did that tree just talk?" Scott said
"Mind your own business punk," Rocket said
"A racoon just talked," Wanda said, blinking in surprise
"Call me a racoon one more time-"
"Rocket" Gamora yelled at him, causing him to settle back into his chair
"Hill now"
"Maria Hill is played by Jacoba Francisca Maria Smulders who was born on 3 April 1982, in British Colombia, Canada. She is 39 years old as of now. Her stage name is Cobie Smulders. She has 4 sisters. She is married to actor and comedian Taran Killam and has 2 daughters with him. She has worked in more than 45 projects. Her net worth currently is 18 million dollars"
"Oh and Maria? You are extreme eye-candy" Ari said looking at her with a smirk and a raised eye brow
Almost everyone was about to jump on about how she wasn't just eye candy, she was a woman with skill. But to everyone's surprise, she laughed.
"How did you know about that?" She asked
"As I said, you guys are movies, or tv shows for us. I know everything about the team. I have to say that scene with Ward and you was hilarious. I mean an event for you" Ari said laughing
"Huh?" Natasha asked confused
"You guys must know Grant Ward?" (Aos will forever be cannon for me) Maria asked, the two former shield spies nodded.
"Yeah, he said something like that. I thought it'd be fun to add here" Ari said
"Honestly guys, he was Hydra. Tried to get in my head" Maria said
"Okay, but can we talk about 18 million dollars?" Sam(2017) asked making Bucky(2017) sigh in annoyance.
"Look at that Sam, you're a kid" Bucky(2023) said to Sam(2023), causing an argument to start between them. Steve was about to tell them to knock it out, but stopped when he saw 2 cushions in Sharon's(2023) hands. Suddenly she smacked them both on the back of their heads.
"What the- Sharon" The two of them shouted together
"Shut up, you're both children" Sharon(2023) said, mumbling the last part to herself
The whole theatre burst in laughter looking at the three of them. Well everyone except Fury and Loki. But Fury cracked a smile and Loki chuckled a bit.
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