Loonatics: Rev x Tech

What do you mean by...

"What do you mean by that?" Tech asked.

Rev turned back to him. "Mean by what?"

""If you weren't a Coyote and a guy, I'd kiss you."" Tech said, repeating what the Roadrunner had just said.

"Oh, well I didn't mean anything about it..." Rev began.

"The guy part didn't really bother me. That's just not your sexual orientation." Tech interrupted. "It's the Coyote part. You really wouldn't kiss a Coyote?"

"Well I...I didn't mean it like that Tech!" Rev said. "I just thought...well...I didn't think you liked Roadrunners!"

"What does that have to do with anything?" Tech asked. "And besides, I'm perfectly fine with Roadrunners."

"Yeah but..."

"Oh. I get it. Parental influence. Well I don't know how..." Tech began.

"THAT'S NOT IT!" Rev shouted. "And...wait, would you be okay with dating a Roadrunner?"

"Well, yeah, if I had romantic feelings for them." Tech said.

"Well...what if the Roadrunner is a guy?" Rev asked.

"Rev, I'm pansexual." Tech said simply.

"YOU ARE!" Rev cried in joy.

"Why yes I..."

"Me?" Rev asked.

"You?" Tech said.

"Me? Date me? Kiss me?" Rev asked.

Tech stared blankly for a minute. This was the weirdest time he was ever asked out.

Not to say it wasn't returned.

"Well I guess..."

The Coyote was pounced upon. He fell to the floor and the Roadrunner gave him a deep kiss.

Though surprised at first, Tech returned the kiss.

All too soon, Rev pulled away and got up.

"After my parents leave," Rev said, slowly, for once, and seductively. "You and me are gonna have some fun."

Tech was counting down the hours.