The Wrong Party

Help

I woke up to my phone ringing, I groaned and rolled over, it was three in the afternoon and I was still sleeping off a hangover 

"Hello?" 

"Oh thank God! I've literally called everyone and no one answered!" 

"What's wrong?" I rubbed my eyes and sat up 

"I need help. I have a party booked for tonight, I can't make it, all of my girls are booked and I need someone to go for me!" 

"Rach, I love you, I really do" I groaned "I literally know nothing about sex toys" 

"Come on Yoongi! Please?! I'm begging you! I'll even fucking pay you! You just show up, look hot, be flirty, pass around the toys, and fill out order forms" 

"Mmmm" I rolled my eyes "Fine. Send me the address to the party, the time I'm supposed to be there, and I'll come grab your party trunk" 

"You're a fucking life saver!" She squealed 

"Yeah, yeah" I rolled my eyes "text me the shit" 

I cleared my throat and knocked on the door, holding the oversized luggage at my side 

"It's open!" 

I furrowed my brows but opened the door and stepped in, I walked in on a girl in her bra and panties, she had her back to me and I couldn't help myself but stare at her ass. It was fucking perfect. She was a bit overweight, thick thighs, wide hips, rolls, her arms were a bit flabby, and when she turned around she had the prettiest face I'd ever seen. Long pink and blonde hair up in a messy bun and her full lips parted in shock as she widened her hazel eyes 

"Who the fuck are you!?" 

"Yoongi, I'm here for Rachel's party?"

"You have the wrong apartment my guy" she laughed and shook her head 

"Oh?" I pulled out my phone and double checked the message Rachel sent me. "This is apartment five eighteen right?"

"Yup. But I definitely don't have a party going on, or know Rachel" she sat on her couch and picked up a black shirt, she held it up and tossed it to the side before picking up another 

"Um, it's a sex toy party?" 

She laughed out loud and threw her head back "no, definitely not for me then" she laughed again and covered her mouth "sorry, I'm just, wow" she rubbed her eyes "I know I drank a lot last night but I should definitely be sober right now. But this" she waved her hand at me "makes me wonder if I did shrooms" 

I laughed and shook my head "I'm sorry, I honestly have no idea about sex toys, or throwing one of these parties. Rachel called asking for help and this is the address she sent me. Let me call her and I'll see myself out" 

"You're welcome to stay until you figure out where the fuck you're supposed to be" 

"Ah, thanks, but I don't want to bother you more than I already have"

"I can put clothes on" she shrugged "I thought you were my friend Lynn, she's supposed to be here eventually" she rolled her eyes "she probably ditched me though anyway"  

"You don't have to put clothes on" I shrugged, and then I realized how that sounded "I mean, that's n-not why I'm- I you know it's your house and I-I shouldn't even be here a-an-"

"Shut up" she laughed "You're so cute when you're nervous" she giggled 

I tried to relax a bit and pulled out my phone, I called Rachel ten times and she didn't answer a single one, I was starting to get a bit frustrated "what the fuck Rach, come on" I groaned and called her again "what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit now?" She laughed as I let go of the luggage and plopped down on her sofa 

"Well, now what?"

"I have no idea" I shook my head and closed my eyes "sorry, this isn't your problem. I'll get going" 

"Okay, good luck Yoongi" she saluted me making me chuckle 

"Thanks for your hospitality and for being so cool about the situation"

"No problem, next time I'll let you show me the toys" she laughed making me laugh on my way out the door 

"What a weird fucking day" I sighed as I sat in my car and started the engine, I continued to call Rachel and left her a bunch of messages but she didn't answer 

"Fuck this" I threw my phone in the passenger seat and rubbed my temple as I drove home, I walked into my house and sighed as I made my way to the kitchen, I had literally just grabbed a glass of water when my phone rang

"Ra-"
"I sent you the wrong address!!!! Oh my fucking god!! Yoongi, I'm so sorry! Shit!"
"It's cool, the chick I met was pretty cool about it" I shrugged 
"I'm a fucking moron. I have to reschedule the party for tomorrow and throw in a bunch of free gifts because I fucked up so bad" she sighed 
"Good luck. I'll drop your shit off later"
"Thanks Yoongs, again I'm sorry, I'll still give you some cash for the trouble" 
"Don't sweat it"
"Fuck off" she laughed "I gotta go"
"See ya" we ended the call and I drank my water