Vessel's Blessing on This Wonderful World

Well... This Happened

Kazuma was shaking in his boots. His arms were bound by some weird form of hand cuffs. Those really old kind that usually had the captive's head stuck through the center.

In front of him was the full court. An unoccupied Judge's chair. Witness Booth. Executioners.

Even nature itself seemed to acknowledge what was happening, as Crows waited in the trees and flew around above Kazuma.

Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness were all trying to cheer Kazuma up.

"Don't worry Kazuma, I'll counter her claims to the point where she's in tears!" Megumin claimed gleefully.

"Our defense is Unbreakable, Kazuma." Aqua cheered with Kazuma.

Darkness watched on, with something akin to a smirk.

"At least look worried, Darkness." Kazuma mumbled under his breath.

"There is no reason to be worried Kazuma. I believe that Justice will prevail." Darkness showed her noble side.

The sound of a gavel banging against a desk was heard throughout the court.

Everyone's head turned toward the Judge. When everyone registered the appearance of the judge, they all remained silent.

"I now pronounce that the Trial of Kazuma Satou, begins now!"

Judge Y/n (wearing a powder wig) takes the stand

Temskip brot 2 u by Chibi Y/n goin to cooleg for a law dgree

"... It is an insult to law to allow that thing onto the stand!" A Wario-Looking Noble was shouting in the background.

"Lord Aldarp, I assure you (these saw blades are essential for the preservation of Hallow Nest) I have the Degree required by law to have been hired as a judge." The bell next to you did not ding.

The Lord fumed, but could do nothing since the law never expressly forbid the hiring of non-human judges. It was quite implied but it never explicitly stated.

You really do have to buy Darkness, or Lalatina Dustiness Ford, a drink later.

"To give evidence for this case, I would like to bo bring,"

Some girl with a fairly revealing outfit and a striking resemblance to Eris walks up to the stand.

"Chris."

'Even their names are similar, that can't be just a coincidence.'

Chris scratched her scar. "I guess they brought me here for this."

Sena walked over to the witness booth that sat the maybe a goddess. "Chris, is it true that the accused used the steal skill on you in public to strip you of your underwear, correct?"

The witness stuttered. "Uh... Well, that's correct, but tha-"

A random bystander in a mage get-up interrupted. "I saw it happen!"

Kazuma tensed up with a laughable "huh?!"

The girl continued. "I saw that man swinging that girl's panties in the streets!"

Sena approached the newcomer, "And who was that man!"

The nameless girl pointed at Kazuma.

"I am satisfied with establishing the proof of this evidence." She began to walk away from Chris and toward me as if I was an enemy stand user. "Thank you very much!"