I was feeling down, so I thought about some quotes from my favorite show of all time....The Vampire Diaries.
I don't own the characters, nor the sentences that are spoken by them. I'm only a fan.
"See, I don't mind being the bad guy. Because somebody has to fill that role and get things done. You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick."
"Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie... will haunt me... forever."
"I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message."
"I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage."
"Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle? Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."
"We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it."
"Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try"
"It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed."
"Vampires eat people! It's part of the natural food period."
"Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here."
"Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem"
"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."
"I like being a living dead person"
"Life sucks. Get a helmet."
"I look at you and i see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version."
"I have been in love and its painful, pointless and overrated."
"No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing."
"Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?"
"Unless you're a blonde, Bennett Witch or Doppleganger, I suggest you steer clear."
"What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward is so whipped."
"I got doppelgänger coming out of my ears. How many do you want?"
"No Elena! I will not go up to your bedroom with you!"
"Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust."
"You're still mad at me for what happened to Abby. Let me apologize. I'm sorry Elijah forced us to turn your mother into a vampire to save Elena's life. Didn't exactly have a choice."
"The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations."
"Bonnie: Every day I tell you I hate that. Damon:And every day I do it anyway. Bon appétit."
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