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you guys headed to a small strip mall with a bunch of cute stores. while eren and lyssa did their own thing you and mikasa walked around. a bunch of teenagers and kids your age hung out around here. mikasa pointed at different shops that looked interesting.
"excuse me, ladies, can i ask y'all a question?" a random kid with a red iphone as his mic approached you two. another guy who you assumed to be his camera man recorded yall on his phone.
"uh sure?" mikasa answered
"would you rather a gay son or a thot daughter?" he said before pushing his "mic" in mikasa's face
"uh it doesn't matter to me, i'd love them regardless." mikasa said while the spokesman nodded his head
"okay and what about you pretty lady? gay son or thot daughter?" he moved the "mic" to you
"same answer." you said
"ight bet, okay i have one more question for you two...would you date me? yes or no" he said moving the mic back to mikasa
"yo" you both burst out laughing "look, you're cute and all but i'm gay, i'm sorry man." she said holding her hands up in innocence "aww man." the spokesman shook his head.
"damn." the cameraman shook his head
"what about you?"
"what the fuck is happening." you laughed "i- uh- i'm bi so maybe?"
"looks like we have a winner folks!" the guy said turning back to the camera "you guys are a lovely couple, thanks. FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM @lightskin underscore dreezzy, with two z's!" he said walking off.
"this cannot be real life right now." mikasa laughed
"remember when connie used to film those at school?"
FLASHBACK TO 10TH GRADE
"what is GOOD yall, it's ya boy curly head connie, now i'm going around my highschool today calling my teachers by their first name. now be sure to like comment and subscribe to my shit yall. alright, let's go." connie said at the entrance of the school
