Bbokari gently breakdanced to make a deal with the devils.
Or that's what everyone thot.
Instead, Bbokari skipped happily with his victims right into no-non-multistans'-land. He could do this because he stanned Loona for clear skin and good grades.
He sent his eyeballs in search of the multistan headquarters. His eyeballs, being the competent slime-coated orbs of utter voids they were, found the meme shrouded headquarters in no time.
He had something they needed. Something they desperately wanted. He had the ultimate weapons.
No no NO! It wasn't the toe in his ear feather tufts you silly creatures! It was the anklebiter and the Dwaekki da da da caller.
The piss yellow chick gently salsa danced his way to the headquarters and flew in from a window whilst carrying a fucking rabbit and a pig thingy I don't know okay!?
The animal faces of the multistans stared at him with the intent to steal their kneecaps.
One of the desert fox multistans calmly screamed in dolphinian, "ᴏʜ ᴍʸ ᗩᖇᗰY-ʟ ᵍᵘʸˢ ⁱᵗ'ˢ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 Ⓕ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓜ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓓ︎ ᵃⁿᵏˡᵉᵇⁱᵗᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈʷᵃᵉᵏᵏⁱ ᗰY ᗯᗴᗩᐯᗴ 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱."
Everyone understood him because most of them learnt doplphinian from questionable sources.
The multistans started floating.
The Bbokari tried to shield himself with a kneecap he found lying around but he failed.
He could not win alone. He was forced to do it.
ᵗᵃKᗴ ⁱT ᵒᶠᶠ ⁿᵒʷ ᘜOᖇᒪ 𝗷𝘂ˢᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ 𝘰𝘧𝘧
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Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells
Fanfiction"I am sorry my friend, The Supreme Biter of Ankles..... I must do this... I'm sorry Leebit... I'm sorry Dwaekii... You murderous hags" Pain. Conflict. Random mentions of kneecaps. It all happens in this war.... This painful war.... ~ Shoutout to @y...
