The floating multistans fell to the ground like crushed berries whilst screaming blasphemous curses like 'y*o g*t n* j*ms' and 'k*ebs*ong'.
The sheer power of the Expenseev Gorl was too overwhelming for everyone, even the singer.
The piss chick was floating ominously. Bbokari couldn't stop. He kept singing.
Wan too tree
ᵍOʳˡ, ʸOᑌ'ʳᵉ thᵉ 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝗽𝗮𝘁ᑕᕼ T𝗵𝗮ᵗ ˢⓁ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓦ︎𝖑𝖞 𝚎𝔸𝕤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝒚 ᵐᵒTIO𝗻ˢ ˢⁱᶜ𝙠𝙣𝙚ՏՏ
The piss chick promptly pissed on the multistans
ᗯᕼᗴᖇᗴᐯᗴᖇ 𝗶 ᘜᵒ ⁱ'𝙡𝙡 𝗁𝖺ᐯᗴ Iᵗ ᵘⁿᵈ𝓮𝓻 ᴍʏ ᴇᴀʀ
He took out the toe in his ear and started strumming a tune on it.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɪs 𝓉𝒽𝓇ℯℯ ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇՏ ᗴ᙭ᑭᗴᑎՏᗴᗴᐯ ᘜᒪᗩՏՏᗴՏ
𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝗶 ᖴᗴᗴ𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘁𝗵𝗼ᵒᵘᵍʰ ʸᵒᵘ'ᖇᗴ Tʰ𝗲 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 ȏ̈f̑̈ 🇲 🇾 🅴︎🆃︎🅴︎🆁︎🅽︎🅸︎🆃︎🅸︎dd🆈︎
🅸︎ 🆂︎🇪 🇪 v͜͡i͜͡s͜͡i͜͡o͜͡n͜͡s͜͡ o͜͡ɟ 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝙝𝙚 ㄒᐯ 丂匚尺ᵉᵉⁿ, ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵐⁱʳʳᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʲ ʰᵒᵖᵉ
山卄卂ㄒ'丂 ᘜㄖ|几ᘜ ㄖ几 , i̸ w̸a̸n̸t̸ t̸o̸ a̸v̸o̸i̸d̸ y̸o̸u̸ b̸u̸t̸ i̸ c̸a̸n̸'t̸
🅐︎🅒︎🅣︎🅤︎🅐︎🅛︎🅛︎🅨︎ Ⓘ︎Ⓣ︎'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙬ᗩᑎT ᵗᵒ ᵃᵛᵒⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ
ⁱⁿ ᶠᵃᶜᵗ 🇮 🇨 🇦 n̑̈'t̑̈ 🅡︎🅐︎🅣︎ⁱᵒⁿᵃˡⁱˢᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ
ᵖᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍiᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᕼᑌᘜ, 𝓰𝓾𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷 ᗴᗰᗷᗯᗩYᑕᗴ ᕼᑌᘜᘜY ᗯOOOᕼᕼᕼᕼᕼ
ᵖᵘᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝑜𝑓 ʜᴀʀᴅ ʏᴏ ʏᴏ ɢᴇᴛ 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 Ⓕ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓡ︎ Ⓣ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓨ︎
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁿᵒᗯ ᘜOᖇᒪ 𝓳𝓾𝑠𝑡 𝕥𝕒𝕂𝐞 ɪᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ
Ⓘ︎'Ⓜ︎ Ⓐ︎ ᗰᗩՏTᗴ𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝘄𝗶ᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵒ ʷⁱⁱ ʷⁱⁱ ʷⁱⁱ ʷⁱⁱ ʷIIIII
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁿᵒᗯ ᘜOᖇᒪ 𝓳𝓾𝑠𝑡 𝕥𝕒𝕂𝐞 ɪᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ
Ⓘ︎ Ⓒ︎🅐︎🅝︎ h͜͡E͜͡L͜͡P͜͡ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 sʟ𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓈ℯ ᵏⁿᵉᵉᶜᵃᵖˢ 𝗼𝗳𝗳
The piss chick spotted Leebit's leJINdary kneecaps and slid them off
𝕀'𝕞𝕞𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥 🇼 ʰᵒᵒᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃˢˢ ᒪiKᗴ Y𝘰𝘶 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 w̆̈h̆̈ŏ̈ŏ̈p̆̈ĕ̈d̆̈
🇧 🇪 🇫 🇴 🇷 🇪
The piss chick held onto the Dwaekki Da Da Da caller and smacked his jiggly ass.
𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝒅𝒐𝒖ʙʟᴇ ʏ𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪ᖇT ᘜᖇᗴᗩT 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 Ⓛ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓨ︎, j͎u͎s͎t͎ d̶i̶m̶ t̶h̶e̶ ᶠᵃʳᵗˢ
𝓲'𝓶𝓶𝓪 ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᗩՏՏ ᒪIKᗴ 𝘆𝗼𝘂 Ⓝ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓥ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓡ︎ e҉v҉e҉r҉ 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾
𝖣𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝗇Ⓞ︎Ⓦ︎ Ⓑ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓑ︎Ⓨ︎ 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖉𝖎𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖘
𝕀'𝕞𝕞𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥 🇼 ʰᵒᵒᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃˢˢ ᒪiKᗴ Y𝘰𝘶 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 w̆̈h̆̈ŏ̈ŏ̈p̆̈ĕ̈d̆̈
🇧 🇪 🇫 🇴 🇷 🇪
𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝒅𝒐𝒖ʙʟᴇ ʏ𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪ᖇT ᘜᖇᗴᗩT 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 Ⓛ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓓ︎Ⓨ︎, j͎u͎s͎t͎ d̶i̶m̶ t̶h̶e̶ ᶠᵃʳᵗˢ
I’m a beat that kneecap like you never ever felt before
Baby
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Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells
Fanfiction"I am sorry my friend, The Supreme Biter of Ankles..... I must do this... I'm sorry Leebit... I'm sorry Dwaekii... You murderous hags" Pain. Conflict. Random mentions of kneecaps. It all happens in this war.... This painful war.... ~ Shoutout to @y...
