Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells

the fart were farted

The farts propelled them to heights greater than anything the multistans had seen in their whole lives.

So high, in fact, that it was almost as high as Wolf chan looks because his eyebrows are his eyes. 

So high, in fact, that they actually got stuck there.

"Fuck."

Dwaekki Da Da Da-ed at him, "YOU THINK? Bitchass anklebiter..."

Lee Bite looked at him in the eyes and farted intensely. As intensely as cardboard. Very intense. Then he spoke to Dwaekki, "Yo... Old hag... Look there." He pointed at the battlefield below then where the EXO-Ls and ARMYs were getting ready for battle. A few Multistan agents ran around the throngs of animal-citizens trying to discourage them from farting vengeance on each other.

Dweakki and Lee Bite looked at each other with utter dismay. As was destiny, the other six idiots were catapulted beside them, only to stick to the thin air too.

The sexy Jiniret insinuated, "I'm so Aussie. Look at those fighters... They're not so Aussie." He made this comment on the stans preparing for war.

If dolphinese-speaker, Wolf God-Chan, Juokka Jheekies, Puppy Imma-poke-out-your-eyes M and Piss Chick had to say something, they did. They screamed their immeasurable, day-ruining disappointment in incoherence at the same time.

Such were the effects of war. The consequences would have many a kneecap damaged.

They were the only ones who could do anything.

They knew what they had to do.

They had to attack with the intent of biting kneecaps and snatching first-borns.

However this is the time for a sub-plot.

Juokka floated ominously towards Lee Bite and smiled at him. Or scowled in disgust? We'll never know, he's a Juokka after all. However, that lil Juokka smile melted Lee Bite's  will to commit homicide.

Ignoring the feelings of farting happily, they concentrated on the situation at kneecap: The War.

Tension was evidently starting to rise in both the sides. They were ready to break free, just like an overfilled diaper.

The eight animals looked at each other and nodded fervently. They knew it had to be done this instant.

They freed themselves from the clutches of thin air and nosedives into the No Stans' Land.

The piercing stares of the ARMYs and EXO-Ls seem to drill holes into their skulls. They had landed in NSL after all. Thus was a place meant for no stan. However, it didn't specify that Multistans were not allowed.

It had been 30 seconds of silence before the word "ATTACK" echoed in the battlefield. Every animal holding in their farts let them go all at once, creating a mushroom cloud capable of being called the effect of a chemical weapon.

This was Dwaekki's time to Da Da Da. He had brought his giraffe shoes after all.

He rose above the mushroom cloud on the giraffe shoes, complete with an emo makeover. He exhaled.

Then he rhymed shrek with swag right in front of everyone's salad.