Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells

it's raining lightsticks outside and we're no more furry, we are skin.

A split second later, they were all teleported to heaven by the sheer power of Jimin's Missing Jams.

The throngs of EXO-Ls, ARMYs and Multistans were yeeted into the powdery, cloudy oblivion of Heaven.

There were confused bone crunching and back stabbing before the throngs finally realised who they were summoned in front of: The Bands.

In front of they stood ,in all their crackheaded glory, BTS and EXO.

Collective chants of Chogiwa and Infires produced sound waves so strong that the clouds of heaven parted around them to clear away the fog.

RM and Suho rose and hovered ominously.

They spoke as one. They all did.

"̵͈́A̴͎̤͌͛Ŗ̴̈̓M̵̰̿Y̴̠̓ś̶͍̫͝ ̶̭̻̍̃ȧ̷͓̔n̸̞͍͊͝d̷̞͈̿ ̷̝͂͗Ȅ̸̹̑X̵͔͐Ȍ̸̙́-̴̲̺͗̀L̴̦̺̾̓s̴͈͓̈́!̸̺̔ ̸̲̿Ý̸̢ó̶͓͕ū̷̬ ̷͈͎̄ḧ̶̢́ä̸̲́v̷̰̞̿ẽ̵̞

̶̖̫̊chris̷̊ͅä̴͓p̶̺̮͐͠p̸͙̼̑́ö̶͈̜́í̶̗͔̕n̷̠̓͛t̸̢͖̃̋e̶̖̕d̶̻́ ̷̞̭̓̇ṳ̶̈́s̸̘̕ ̴̧̲͋a̸̢̦̓̀ḷ̸̻̓͝l̵̰̄!̶̰̟̽̚ ̷̰͊̍͜Y̶̢͕͗o̵͖͚̊́u̸̙͂̕r̷͓̓ ̶̨̌í̶̟n̴͎̺̑̃s̶̖͓̐̑o̸̢͒̄ͅl̷͕͕͆e̸̦͐ǹ̴̰c̶͚͔͋ē̴͉

̷̤̮̿s̵̲̱̐͠h̴̲̤̆́a̷̠͐͒l̶͖̔̍l̷̫͜͠ ̷̫̫́b̶̩͌͠e̷͈͝͝ ̶̪̇d̸̤͈̕è̴̬͕ą̴͈̑l̸̺͉̎̒t̴̞̦̀ ̷̖̜̍̒w̷͖̝̉̓i̸̤̒̒t̴̟͍͛̚h̴̹̿͐ ̵̨͕̀l̵͚͔͝a̶̘̓́ẗ̷̢̝͋ȩ̸̬͌̀r̴̼̳͋͝ ̵̗̖͛f̶̖͋ở̷̳r̴̢͑ ̶̟̠̓w̸̙̓ë̸̯͔͝ ̶̻̆ȃ̵̹͙r̴͈̋͠e̷̛̺ ̴̦̈̓t̶͔̯̐͂o̷̪̒

̵͕́r̴̼̆͐ę̶̹̂̽w̸̛̟a̴̤̼͐͒ŕ̵͖͖̋d̶̼̩̾̆ ̴̫̀̍t̵̳̱̽h̴̤̄è̴̙͜ ̷̧͓̊̎g̶͉̀̕ỏ̷̗̼̈́ō̷̢͘d̵̹͆̽!̶͖̽"̸͍̤̀̑

The throngs cried of agony due to their crackheaded cryptid speech. It was hard to understand but due to the telltale ominous hovering of the Bands as a whole, the message was clear.

ARMYs and EXO-Ls were to mend their ways.

The Bands turned to the Multistans and the Free Range Children (this is ChimChim_Productions 's doing. I love my grandson 🥰).

They spoke as one entity, "G̷̯̅͝è̸̖̲̎n̶̮͗̽̔ṫ̶̅̃͜l̶̻̠͌͐̒è̶̮͂ͅ

̸͇̩̯̒m̸̨͇̀̒͘ų̶̄͐͝l̵̨̤̽̉t̴̘̤͈̏̀͝i̴͑͊ͅș̶͊̀̈́t̶̩̳̂͐̚a̴̺͆́n̶̛̼̐ś̸̫̭̏̓!̸̣͈̃̓ ̴̗̈́̎̕ţ̵̦͗͋͜h̵̨͆e̵̘̖̼̿̓̑e̶̗̽͝ ̶̩̅͜ş̵̪͂̈́h̵̗͖͂ą̴̈l̷̬̥̍t̶̨͎̋͛ ̵̺̮͊ḅ̸̆̀̕è̴̥̥̩͒̒e̸̛̖̐̋s̵͈͐̑̏t̴̹͍̂ ̸̲͚̝͑͝͝a̷͈̫͎̔͗w̵̛̹͎á̴̤̮̻͘r̸͇̈́d̶͔͕̝͒'̶̺̲̜̾͝d̶͓͖̅̔

̶̨̘̖͊̚b̷͔͑̈́̆ẽ̷̢̝̼c̶̛̼͍͖a̸̩̫̯̅̓u̴͓̇̊s̸̖̣̩̃͒̀e̷̼̮̗͐ ̸̡̢̉͐̈́ͅi̶̦̎͠n̷͈̔̀̆ ̴͚̓̒̕t̶̺̆h̵͈́͋y̷̡̟̋ ̴̧̖͗̌h̷̩͎̪̎ó̶̢̗̜̓͝n̸̼͔̾̚o̴̢̩̅͘ù̵͚̜̲̿͝r̵͖̕,̷̩̉ ̴̻̾w̴̤̮̮̐͐̕é̵̦͘ ̶̡͌͐͘ͅd̶͇̳̈́̒e̶̞͛ć̶̙̮r̷͕̠͇̊͌e̵̲̹̅͘e̷͙̜͋̎̓:̶̟͒̈

̵̬̼͔̋͐a̴̳͕̟̍l̶̼̈́́l̷̠͑ố̶̞ͅw̵̖͂e̴͚͌͐t̷̳̩̿ḧ̶͉́ ̷̨͖͓̓̋t̸͕͑̐ḫ̶͚̽͝'̴͉̖̼̈́̾̾r̷̥̳̠̔ĕ̶͉͂ ̴͍̃̉̚b̵͔̌͒͋e̷͔̻̜̅̀e̶͎͈̦͌̋s̴͉̱̹͂́͝t̴̼̥͍̂̈́ ̶̗̻̒̇̏l̶̰͆́̏í̷̧̟̟̾̄g̸͚̅͠h̴͚̰̕t̶̬̙̐e̷̱̪̬̔͠t̵͚͍́̇ͅh̸̛̫́̚ ̷̥̋s̵͚̄̌͑ẗ̶͇͕͕i̵̗̲͂ͅc̷̟̳̈́̇k̸̺̀̉̚è̴̼̙̈̍t̶̰̝̗̓̚͝ḩ̶̛͖̯͂

̸͉͉̾̕r̷̪̫̈́̒́ạ̶̞̺̎͋̌i̴̻̲͐́̾ṋ̷̊̿͠ȇ̸͔͖̑̕t̶̳̥̠̎h̶̙́̈́̑ ̶̖̀̚f̶̤̤̩̃̔̚'̵̮̻̚ř̷̢ ̷͚̽̓ņ̴̡̬̏ȉ̴̐ͅn̶̝̖͖̍̾̀e̸͓͑̃͌ ̸̢͈̍̇͜d̵̘͖̋a̴̛̯͇y̴͖͂ș̵̟̾̀̊ͅ!̵̯͍͓̓́"

The Multistans did not understand. Yet the farted in happiness at being addressed lovingly. They had baked beans for dinner. So, they farted some more.

However... There was a punishment to come to the throngs because damn! Had they been naughty? Heck yeah.

The Bands hovered even more more ominously and circled the throngs at orbital velocity. They were constantly accelerating in circular motion.

"W̸̛͔͗̈̽̈͠é̶̯̗̬̳͛̅̈́̀̐ ̶̡̢̠̤̑ĉ̵̢̡̩̪̝̬̣̿̒͐̈̈̂̕u̵̟̪̦͈͓͙̐̉͒̇r̷̻̪͙̯̲̎͗͋̎͑͛͠s̴̭̺͖͈̲͍̱̿͐͌̈͂̿͑͠e̵̛͎̱̙͖̅͝ ̷̩̻͙̰̟̞͈̆y̸̛̙͍̤͙͎̍͌͌́̚͜o̶̭͓͙͍͕̍͜ū̶̧̧̖̻͓͊!̷̞̮̀̋̾̚ ̴̮̬͌̓̾̏̒͝Ḳ̴̺͚̹͈̰͗̍͝͠a̵̝̭͙̲͗͗ȩ̵̥̗̯̣̪̯͔͛͗̉b̸̡̝͇̉s̴̫̞͙̔͌̽͐̆͊ş̶̭͓̽́̄o̴̦̪̽̿̐n̶̢͓̳͉̖̿̓̽̇̚͜g̷̥͈̤̱͕̜̟̤͊!̶̧̘̯̪̾̀͠ ̸͇͔̈́͛̒͌̏̾́͘͜Y̴̻͕̲̣͇̓͋͊́ò̴̞̤̟́̄̈́̚ͅu̷̖͉̞͊̀͛̔̉̿̈́͒ ̷̤͍̼̒̿̒g̵̰̮͑̓̒̈ǫ̵̭̭̫̦͓̳̿͐͛͜t̴͈̜̹͗̎̅̈̌͛̿ ̵̭̥̣͔͕͌̋̊̅̾̇n̶̹̔̓̓̈́͌̚͝ǫ̵̯̰̤͒̅̈̄͊̆̔͜

̶̧̫̻̯͌̐̉j̷̠͔̜̪̙̲̈́̐a̴͕̦͗̈̌̉̂̀͜ͅm̷̨͈̳̳̒̔͐̇̃̚͘s̵̠̲̬̪̪̾̏̈́̾͋̎̋!̴͙̞̈́͑̈́̉̃͝ ̸̞̪͖̍̎̀́D̸̨̟͈̰̯͕̺̊e̵̻͚̾͝͝t̷͕͒̀r̴̳͎̥̃̊̂o̴̪͍̥̻̤̠͆i̵̡̱͒̂̏̃t̴̗̦͋:̸̡̜̙̽ ̵͍͍̂͗B̵̙̣̗͕͔͖͛̅̐̔́̾͝ȩ̶̡̺̫̖̜̦͕̄̀̏̎̑͠c̵̻̲̀̏͊̀̓ͅö̴̱̮̇̂m̷̨̖͓̘̅̀̅͂͌̓͜e̶͉͓̦̖̼̓̈́̈́́ ̸͙̠͚͗́̿H̷̡͍̲̯̩͌̏̓͜ṷ̷̧̡̡̨̞̣̽̈́̿̓͝ͅm̶̛͕͖̜̩͉̺͕̀̃ͅḁ̵̢̺͍͍̿̂̎͆ͅn̶̡̞̲̬̉̋͋̽̄̾͠!̸̨̳̠̬͕̯̭̻̀̂̅͋͠"

Alas! Their days as Furries were over! They now became mere puppets of flesh and skin with no fur!

The Bands stripped the throngs of their animal status and thrust them into the lower rankings of humans.

As soon as they touched the soil of Earth, there were cries of woe of this blasphemy. Tears as well as explosive diarrhea erupted.

However, there was a lightstick lining in this dark cloud. Literally.

BONK

Juokka was bonked to horny jail by an unknown projectile. Piss Chick screamed, "Joukka was bonked to horny jail by explosive diarrh-"

Wolf Chan smacked his juicy butt. "No stupid! It's the fruit of our endeavours!"

They stared at the lightstick lying at their feet.

They looked up. Instant regret.

Thousands of lightsticks rained down from the clouds and hit all of them square in the eyes. They tried to protect their eyes by beckoning them away from their voids but to no avail. They suffered.

~

Going to thank yxxngicom for the lightstick rain idea