banana mayonnaise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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They farted simultaneously

Who you ask?

Everyone in the building because they had baked beans for lunch.

After Wolf Chan's arrival everything had changed. The Multistans bowed to him and they farted reverence.

There was to be a lot of victimising done. They needed to have dinner too!

Dinner is a bestest meal so everyone rushed to the dining area to get their banana mayonnaise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

They smirked while eating the mayonnaise from the banana because it was illegal as it should be. However, they enjoyed the snack that was not supposed to be enjoyed.

In a corner of the dining area, 8 animals had assembled with hostility: A former wolf god, a phat juicy quokka, a Dwaekki da da da, a rabbit that eats toes, an eyeball-snatching puppy, a piss chick, a seductive ferret and a dolphinese speaking desert fox.

The company screamed at each other gently while touching each other's kneecaps and lunging at toes.

To break the violence, Leebite said, "Man the banana mayo is NOT bussing at ALL!"

To everyone's horror, PuppyM nodded along. "True. I'd rather have some Toilet Cleaner."

Han Quokka was the first to agree with PuppyM.

Soon, they were all singing along the "Dwaekki said da-da-da but he also said YOOOOOOOOHHHH"  song and had learnt it by fart.

The piss chick, Bokkari started speaking mosquitonian and all the mosquitoes in the room assembled around him to start an orchestra and they entertained everyone in the building.

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