Bbokari had been floating for a day now.
Until a hero emerged.
Four actually but yeah-
A desert fox, a quokka, a feret and a puppy.
They grabbed Bbokari's toes with the intent of feeding. Their ears about to bite off the chick's toes.
Bbokari's eyes pooped themselves and rolled out of his skull with the fear of being toeless for life and the endless stream of ExPenseev Gorl ended then and there.
However, The Dwaekki da da da caller and the Anklebiter ALSO flopped onto the floor like pieces of dead fish along with the chick who flailed around like the chicken he was.
The multistans farted with anticipation. Some of them even pooped their shirts.
They wake.
They rise.
"WHO THE HELL SMACKED MY JUICY ASS????"
The multistans ᑕᖇIᵉᵈ 𝗮𝘁 𝘁ᕼᗴ Ⓘ︎Ⓜ︎Ⓜ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓒ︎Ⓤ︎Ⓛ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓣ︎Ⓔ︎ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠. They wanted to smack him upside his fluffy stinkbutt until he was depleted of farts because Dwaekki was the smacked one and not this fucking Leebite.
Dwaekki looked as dead inside as ever as he enthusiastically inhaled dart frog venom like he was going to get high on coke or some shit.
Bbokari was feeling around for his GON eyeballs with his feathery ass. His ass heecks tried and failed to initiate sonic farting to activate sonar.
Till now, the multistans were silent. They were staring with their pie holes.
The seven animals at the middle of the conflict stared back.
"Uhhh... like Mate? Stop procrastinating."
Every animal turned each of their heads with the speed of an elbow and faced the newcomer wolf.
Leebite's anus threw out some poop as he screamed gently, "Wolf Chan?"
"Ye-" The puppy bounded at Wolf Chan with farts propelling him forward with the intent to eat his eyeballs.
The God Wolf Chan threw away his eyeballs just as PuppyM poked the empty voids in his skull.
PuppyM insinuated, "Nobody's eyeballs are safe when PuppyM is in the building."
Wolf Chan twerked with fear as he recollected his eyeballs and popped them back into their voids.
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Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells
Fanfiction"I am sorry my friend, The Supreme Biter of Ankles..... I must do this... I'm sorry Leebit... I'm sorry Dwaekii... You murderous hags" Pain. Conflict. Random mentions of kneecaps. It all happens in this war.... This painful war.... ~ Shoutout to @y...
