Dwaekki's rhymes reached everyone's ears and they bled from the heterosexuality.
Taking the Da Da Da caller's lead, Dwaekki launched himself at the fan-soldiers with the intent to snatch firstborns and eat ankles.
The other six were mildly confused but the did well.
Puppy M twerked in front of everyone's salad and snatched their eyeballs from their voids.
The Piss Chick threw mayonnaise and butter like a criminal undercover on the EXO-Ls and ARMYs. "Shame!" He cried.
The sexy ferret seduced everyone with his noodle body.
The dolphinese speaking desert fox said "RING DING DING DING DI DING RING RING" Because that's what the fox said.
The Juokka farted cheesecakes.
Wolf-Chan ascended reality and went to heaven.
The ARMYs and EXO-Ls' fart mushroom cloud was aggressively stuffed back into their fart holes due to the sheer power of the eight weapons.
They twerked sadly for they knew this was a loosing battle. But they fought anyways because they lacked a full braincell.
To become even more OTP, Juokka grabbed Lee Bite by the ankles and swung him round round. He let go of the ankle suddenly, propelling Lee Bite to orbital velocity where he could bite people with the power above 9000.
Bite he did.
He stole kneecaps, toes and ankles. He snatched firstborns and fifthborns.
He wreaked havoc as his newfound teammates and the multistans watched on.
Then everything was silence. Not even a fart echoed. It was the eye of the storm.
Puppy M looked around himself as he was the first to be done with the task of snatching eyeballs. All he saw was cowering animals. But, among them were imposter: Seven, including him. They stood proud and farted profusely.
They had won.
The Multistans had realised this and they all released a collective burp so potent that it rained acid rain on bigots only.
The 7 animals smiled cryingly after seeing their reaction. The battle was over. It was time to get to the root cause.
As the multistans descended from the cliff of the deranged, they joined the stray animals. The leader, T-Rex insinuated yet again.
"Which stinkless fart caused all this?"
The ARMys and EXO-Ls screamed in disappointment.
"SILENCE"
A squeak rang out through the valley. The sound waves rolled over the animals gathered in it. They frantically floated, trying to find the source of the sound.
"Up HERE YOU DIPSHITS!"
They all looked upwards. LO! It was Wolf-Chan: He Who Had Ascended Reality And Reached Heaven! He was hovering ominously!
He threw himself on the ground and farted simultaneously.
He squeaked, "I have been burdened with glorious purpose!"
The animals listened in agony.
"We have a meeting with the Bands later today. Hold on to your asses motherfuckers!"
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Leebit stole my last braincell: The Battle Of Two Half-Braincells
Fanfiction"I am sorry my friend, The Supreme Biter of Ankles..... I must do this... I'm sorry Leebit... I'm sorry Dwaekii... You murderous hags" Pain. Conflict. Random mentions of kneecaps. It all happens in this war.... This painful war.... ~ Shoutout to @y...
