Can I marry you?

Group Messages Suck!

I woke up at 2:00 the next morning with my face in Bucky's chest... And my phone buzzing. I turned over and grabbed it, only to find a group message with everyone in it. The issue was, Steve and Alexa were the only ones talking. I checked to see how many messages they sent and it was a total of 137. They were still typing.

Alexa: 'You are such an amazing person baby. I love you so much, can you forgive me for freaking out?'

Steve: 'Of course, how could I stay mad at you? You are so caring and bright, and a little crab fir'

I stared at his last words in confusion.

Steve: 'Oops, sorry. Auto-correct, I meant to say you are a little crazy. 😘😘'

Alexa: 'I love you so much'

Abby: 'DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! I AM TRYING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU ARE SCREWING IT UP!!!! CREATE A PRIVATE MESSAGE!'

Jordan: 'Ooh, what sort of things are you doing with Clint?'

Clint: 'Enough to give her bruises in the morning. Love ya, Abby'

Abby: 'Love ya, too. NOW CREATE A DAMN PRIVATE MESSAGE BEFORE I SLAP Y'ALL.'

Thor: 'Not-so-fair-Maiden is correct. My phone continues to buzz mysteriously as I eat my pop-tarts'

Maddy: 'Why are you eating pop-tarts this early in the morning?'

Thor: 'No comment'

Alexa: 'Maddy...Did you do it?'

Tony: 'Do what? Oh, give me the details. Was Bruce truly a Hulk in the bed?

There was no reply for two minutes.

Alexa: 'Dammit, you scared her off'

Maddy: 'I did'

I blinked a few times and thought of what she just said.

Maddy: 'But, it hasn't been the first time.'

Alexa: 'YES I SHIP THAT RELATIONSHIP SO HARD!'

Tony: 'My man finally did it. He is now my best friend'

Jordan: 'He's always been your best friend you jack wagon!

A few hundred messages later and I got involved.

Me: 'STOP! Could you guys please stop texting, it's driving me friggin bonkers!'

Clint: 'Don't forget about Bucky either!'

Me: 'What makes you think I'm with Bucky?'

Alexa: 'Oh Ellie, you and Bucky make some pretty interesting noises'

Me: 'You heard?'

Tony: 'We all did, and if I might add that ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME. You guys were dancing around each other for months now and it drove us all crazy. Make-up sex is the best therapy.'

Me: ...

Thor: 'Lady Ellen, the sexual mannerisms of a man and a woman can be increased when the two work in the same environment 24/7. I am surprised it took you this long as well, for I have now lost a bet'

No one texted for two minutes.

Abby: 'That was very scientific Thor!'

Thor: 'I've been working on it'

Tony: 'Thor! You weren't supposed to tell Ellie about the bet. That's why it's called a secret!'

Jordan: "He can't help it, we were all in it and poor Thor just wants to eat his pop-tarts'

Thor: 'Thank You Jordan.'

Jordan: 'Welcome'

Me: 'Wait, you placed bets to see how long it would take for Bucky and I to have sex?'

Steve: 'Yep, AND I WON! I knew Bucky was going to take his time, though he always played with the ladies in the old days. Hence, he only took like 5 months. I totally knew it, though, when Bucky took Alexa's large stash of condoms'

Alexa: 'So, thats where they went!'

Steve: 'Yeah, and I won 500 dollars'

Me: 'I can't believe you guys! Can't Bucky and I have a personal life?'

Bucky: 'Not when you're dating an Avenger sweetheart.'

I gasped and turned around to find Bucky staring at me with those mesmerizing blue eyes of his. He kissed me on the lips and typed into his flip phone-

Bucky: 'Get ready for round 2 guys.'

Abby: 'NOO'

Jordan: 'I laugh at your suffering. I have ear muffs!'

Tony: 'I have to go and get my Iron Man helmet now. It blocks out most of the noise.'

Clint: 'Well, if they're doing it'

Abby: 'Let's get ready to rumble'

Alexa: 'Well, I'm never going to think of that reference in the same way again'

Thor: 'Thank Odin I have the empty pop-tart boxes to use as ear muffs!'

Maddy: 'I'm going for Starbucks with Bruce. Ttyl'

Steve: 'get em tiger... God, I sound like Alexa.'

Alexa: 'Is that a bad thing'

Abby, Tony, Maddy, Bruce, Jordan, Thor, Clint: 'GET OFF THE PHONE!!!'

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Ok, I actually planned for more stuff to go on during this chapter, but I really wanted to update and I will probably update again in a couple of days. This story is going to get much longer and I hope you don't mind it! I just have so much more to tell and I hope you readers don't think 'This story is really boring. Please just finish it' I will eventually, but for now, I don't plan on it happening anytime soon. Enjoy!