Three hours had passed since the attack from Ultron. All of the Avengers, including Bucky and Rhody, had left us downstairs to clean up as they planned how to stop Ultron from causing more destruction.
"What do you think they're going to do?" Jordan asked. I stopped picking up glass and looked at her.
"I-I don't know." We all looked at each other and just went back to cleaning. Bucky texted me and said to just head back to the apartments. They wouldn't be out for a while. I looked at the broken window that Ultron had escaped through that lead to the city. He could be anywhere in the world right now, and he could be planning something bad. I needed a break and said goodbye to the girls and walked back to my room. I got a shower, and was getting dressed when I realized my phone was buzzing.
Alexa: "But, I really want cogww."
Abby: "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS COGWW? You've been typing it over and over and I don't know what it is."
Alexa: "Well, I'm sorry I can't help it that my new phone is hard to adjust too."
Maddy: "Guys, calm down."
Jordan: "Yeah. Besides, what are you actually asking for?"
Alexa: "I JUST WANT SOME COFFEE! 😓😓😓😓😓"
Jordan: "I always carry a beverage."
Alexa: "you carry alcohol in your purse?"
Abby: "no, worse. She carries drugs."
Jordan: "no, I-"
Abby: "GIVE ME THE DRUGS MAN!"
Alexa: "it would explain why you act high all the time..... Haha jk."
Jordan: "very funny."
Alexa: "so...... Beverage?"
Jordan: "a bottle of water."
Abby: "why water?"
Jordan: "Paula Dean gets dehydrated. Paula Dean got diabetes."
Me: "Jordan, you don't have diabetes."
Jordan: "I don't, but Paula Dean does."
What?
Alexa, Abby, Maddy: "BUTTER!!!!!"
Me: "have you guys been texting about coffee, Paula dean, and water this entire time?"
Maddy: "we originally started with how Natasha deserves an awesome guy and needs to stick with him instead of moving from guy to guy."
Alexa: "then we moved onto how we blame our life's problems on physics."
Jordan: "which I had to explain the definition of."
Abby: "then I started on about how cake sounded really good because food solves all of life's issues."
Alexa: "then I said I wanted cogww."
Me: "you mean coffee?"
Alexa: "I'm done with texting on this phone! I
just want to watch some cool 'Rhett and Link' videos and that's all I want to do with my life."
Jordan: "NO ONE CARES ABOUT RHETT AND LINK!"
Abby: *gasp*
Maddy: *double gasp*
Alexa: "what?!"
Me: "shit."
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FanfictionAre you a die hard Avengers fangirl??? I am and I have four friends who are as well. This is our story if we ever actually met the Avengers and what we wish would happen. Cause come on, who doesn't want to see Steve Rogers get really uncomfortable...
