Can I marry you?

"I'm a bush!"

Bucky and I took a taxi to Applebee's and ordered our food. I ordered fish and chips and he ordered steak. We began talking about random things, and he eventually introduced his like for Star Wars. I began going on a rant about it, until the waitress came back to refill our drinks.....And that's when I saw it.

"Do I know you?" I asked.

"Nope." She replied. Her hair was hidden by a hat, she was wearing a fake nose, large glasses, and so much make-up she looked like a barbie. To top it off, she was wearing three inch heels.....Maddy.

"Can I talk to you privately please?" I said and dragged her into the hallway, "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Well, um, I can't answer that. But, I'm not the only one here." She said. I sighed.

"Fine, as long as you don't bother us." I said. She saluted me and I walked back to the table.

"What was that about?" He asked.

"She is an old friend from high school." I replied. It was technically true. Bucky and I began talking again. I saw the bushes outside our window begin to shake. I looked at them again. Abby and Jordan were the bushes. Well, technically there heads were. They were like bush hats. Is that even what there called? But, where was Alexa? One of the bushes popped up.

"Alexa" I yelled. Bucky looked at me, "Alexa with complexa. She is a Star Wars character." I said, "Excuse me again." I said and ran outside.

"Abort mission!!" Jordan screamed. She fell to the ground, "I'm a bush!" She screamed and curled into a ball. Abby began running. Jordan tripped and fell into the window Bucky and I were sitting at.

Bucky's POV
I was waiting for Ellie when I heard a loud thump. I turned around to see Jordan up against the window, her face pressed up against it so much that she looked like a pig. My jaw dropped and I watched as she fell to the ground....Slowly. It made a loud noise as she slid down, and everyone in the restaurant was looking at her.

"Fish and fries, sir. Though, I don't understand why mortal call them chips, they are obviously fries!!" A voice said. I turned around and saw Thor wearing a fake nose, and weird clothing.

"Thor??" I asked.

"Who is this Thor you speak of? Do you mean the incredibly sexy god, with blonde hair, and amazing eyes?" Thor asked. My mouth was wide open.

"Who else is here?" I asked.

"Well-"

"Dammit Thor!!!!" Tony screamed. He had on huge sunglasses and a giant menu. He took off his glasses and walked towards Thor.

"Look, we are here for moral support, though I strongly disagreed. Everyone's a pain in my ass. Now, we will leave you in peace." Tony said and took Thor to a table in the back of the restaurant. I turned back around as Ellen walked into the restaurant.

Normal POV
I sat back in my seat.

"I'm really sorry about that." I said.

"What happened?" Bucky asked.

"I saw my aunt." I started talking to him again when I saw the man sitting behind Bucky glance up from his menu. It was a man wearing a baseball cap, and large glasses.

"Steve!!" I screamed. Bucky stared at me, "Aleve! I said, uh, Aleve. I lost my Aleve medication for headaches." I said. He stared at me. I smiled back. He just laughed and shook his head. He stared behind me and mumbled something.

"Excuse me." Bucky said and left the restaurant. I turned towards Steve.

"Steve, you are Captain America, and yet you can't get a good disguise?" I asked. He sat across from me.

"I know." Steve said.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"That question has been asked a lot tonight." Steve was interrupted by Abby walking about towards us. She was covered in dirt and smelled like garbage.

"What happened?" I asked.

"I came up with the brilliant idea to hide in the garbage cans out back to hide from you." Abby said. "And it would've worked if Alexa hadn't ran to get me and started screaming 'RACOON!'" Abby said, "FYI, it was a cat."

"How does that make it any better?" I asked.

"Most cats don't have rabies!" Abby said. Everyone was silent, "Ok, that one might've."

"Bucky's back!" Steve said. They all ran away. He sat back in front of me.

"What was that about?" I asked him as I bit into a fry.

"Well-"

Bucky's POV
I had seen Alexa wearing a crappy disguise and had mumbled her name. I had left Ellie in the restaurant and took Alexa outside.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"Spying, duh. I have been best friends with Ellie since Jr. High and you two are adorbs together." She said and did a little kick causing her to fall to the ground. She began laughing. Why were all of Ellie's friends nuts?

"Fine, just don't bother us for the rest of the night......Please." I said.

"See, Ellie is helping you." Alexa said and punched my arm lightly. She had no idea.

Normal POV
Bucky and I continued talking about random things. He liked the books and soundtracks I had recommended, and we began a discussion about Jurassic Park. I saw Abby and Clint making out behind Bucky. Clint was dressed as a chef and they were right in front of the kitchen window. (The little circular one on kitchen doors at restaurants.) I heard Alexa yell 'This is a family restaurant!' Then Abby replied with 'And how were the families made??' I told myself to not think about them. Alexa and Steve were making googly eyes at each other, meanwhile Jordan laughed awkwardly at Tony and made googly eyes with Thor. Tony had on a 'This chick is nuts' look. Maddy was talking to Bruce, who was dressed like a businessman. There ship name would be Muce. (Pronounced like moose.) Everyone had dates and for once, I could breathe. As Bucky and I started talking again, I didn't see Natasha look up over her menu and smile at Bucky and I.

"Now that is a cute couple." She had said and looked back at her menu.
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This was soo fun to write! I'll update soon, but who here saw the new tv show Agent Carter???? That show was badass and I can't wait till the next episode. I also can't wait for ant man to come out. I love marvel!