Y/N POV
"Like I said to your son earlier, any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential. Without the client's consent, I simply can't help you." The doctor said. "Well, we can't get consent if you don't give us a name." Five said gritting his teeth.
"Well, that's not my problem. Sorry. Now, there's really nothing more I can do, so..."
"And what about my consent?" Klaus started. What the hell does he mean? "Excuse me?" The doctor was as confused as we were. " Who gave you permission to lay your hands...on my son and his wife?" Klaus fake cried. " What?" Me, Five and The doctor said in unison. "You heard me." Klaus told him. "What the hell are you up to Klaus." I muttered under my breath.
"I didn't touch your son or his girlfriend."
"Oh, really? Well, then how did he get that swollen lip and why is her shirt torn, then?
"They don't.."
Before the doctor can finish Klaus ripped my shirt open and punched five. I covered myself with my hands and Five covered me with his blazer.
A/N: I saw this in another book but I read it a while ago and don't remember which so If you do know please give creds.
"I want it. Name, please. Now." Klaus ignored us checking on each other.
"You're crazy." The doctor was shook.
"You got no idea." Klaus chuckled. Before picking up a snow globe on the mans desk.
"'Peace on Earth' That's so sweet." Klaus said then smashed the snow globe into his head.
"Klaus!" I gasped
"God, that hurt!" Klaus groaned.
"I'm calling secur..." the doctor dialed security but Klaus snatched the phone.
"There's been an assault... in Mr. Big's office, and we need security, now. Schnell!" Klaus shouted then slammed the phone down.
A/N: Schnell means "quick" for those who don't know
"Now, here's what's gonna happen, Grant." Klaus sighed
"It's... Lance."
Klaus ignored him and continued. "In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they're gonna see a whole lot of blood, and they're gonna wonder,
"What the hell happened?" And we're gonna tell them that you...beat the shit out of us. You tried to touch these little innocent kids..
You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I've been there. Little piece of chicken like you. Oh, my God, you're gonna get passed around like a... You're just... You're gonna do great. That's all I'm saying." Klaus said. "You've been to jail? Heh. Not surprised." I told Klaus.
"Jesus, you are a real sick bastard." Lance shuddered.
"Thank you." Klaus said then spit out a peace of glass.
TIME SKIP
"Oh, that's strange." Lance said looking at the file.
" What?" Klaus said hovering the man making lance flinch. "God Klaus give him some room no wonder he's scared of ya!" I said pushing Klaus a little.
"Uh, the eye. It hasn't been purchased by a client yet." Lance said eyeing me.
"What? What do you mean?" Five said getting closer to see the file.
Well, uh, our logs say that the eye with that serial number... This can't be right.
It hasn't even been manufactured yet...... Where did you get that eye?" Lance questioned.
" Well, this is not good." I sighed.
We left and were outside.
" I was pretty good, though, right?
"Yeah. What about my consent, bitch?"" Klaus chuckled.
"Klaus, it doesn't matter." I sighed hugging myself since MY SHIRT IS STILL RIPPED.
"What? What? What's the big deal with this eye, anyway?" He questioned.
"There is someone out there who's going to lose an eye in the next seven days." I sat next to Five on the steps.
"They're gonna bring about the end of life on this Earth as we know it." Five finished.
"Yeah, can I get that 20 bucks, like, now, or what?" Klaus said making hand movements.
"Your 20 bucks?" I looked at Klaus dumbly and Five just scoffed.
"Yeah, my 20 bucks."
"The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?" Five raised his voice.
"Well, I'm also quite hungry. Tummy's a-rumblin'. " Klaus said imitating a stomach growl.
"You're useless!" Five said. "You're all useless!" He shouted.
"Don't listen to him, Klausy." I patted his shoulder. "But rip my shirt again and you won't even have the chance to say the word "sorry"." I tighten my grip and he nodded quickly.
"Oh, come on. You need to lighten up, old man. Hey, you know, I've just now realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell!" Klaus laughed and sat with us.
"All those years by yourself. It's gotta screw with your head, being alone." Klaus said.
"Well... I wasn't alone." Five said looking at me.
"Oh? Right! Our little Eight! But did you guys ever do anything.... Y'know...."Klaus made hand gestures.
"Oh god Klaus NO!" pfft yeah right. What a lie. I mean-
"We were together for over 30 years." Five said smiling.
"Thirty years? Oh, wow! God, the longest I've been with someone was..." i slipped 20 bucks into his pocket while he tried to remember.
"I don't know, three weeks. And that's only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep. He did make the most fantastic osso buco, though. It was..." Five grabbed my hand and teleported us to a cab
"Five?"
"Don't stop. Just keep going." Five told the cab driver making me laugh.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what about my money?" Klaus shouted but found the 20 in his pockets.
"Gracias Mi Hermana!" He shouted kissing the bill.
"Don't waste it on drugs!" I shouted back.
A/N: 959 words
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Lovers || Five x Female Reader
Fanfiction"What the hell were you thinking going over there without me?" Five opened his mouth to speak but y/n leaned in and kissed him. "Nows not the time lovers. The shooters from the bowling alley are still here." Started: May 15, 2021 Ended: June 25, 2022
