Happy Humorshipping Day!!

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I will be adapting Nina's writing style, thank you!

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E: I want some cake...

Pearl: Hey E, come with me.

E: Is there gonna be cake?

Pearl: No...

E: Then I am not coming.

Pearl: Please...*does puppy dog eyes*

E: Ugh, okay. But where are we going?

Pearl: Well I don't know either.

E: WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING?

Pearl: Calm down. I know where we are going, just I don't know where it is located.

E: Okay.

They both climb into their car and drive off. After some minutes, there are driving on the main Street.

E: Pearl, where is it? Oh no, what is it?

Pearl: Just some minutes more, I am sure it was here...

E: Pearl, tell me what is it. I can help you!

Pearl: Nah, if I'll tell you, it will ruin the surprise...

E: Ugh, just use Google maps.

Pearl: I can't. That thing speaks a lot, and then you'll know where we are going!

E: Okay if you don't tell me-

Pearl: There it is!

E: Where? Eh? A hardware shop?

Pearl: No, no. Beside it.

E: Nail paint studio?

Pearl: No, besides it.

E: *gasps* A meat shop??

Pearl: Ugh, no. The last one in the row.

E: An animal shop?

Pearl: Yup!

E: You wanna adopt an animal?

Pearl: Yes, for you~

E: Aww, that's so sweet!

They both get out of the car and go to the shop.

Pearl: So which do you want?

E: A bunny!

Pearl: Okay, which one?

E: That one! *Points at a cute bunny*

They take the bunny and sit in the car.

Pearl: Are you happy?

E: Yes! Very! Thank you!

Pearl: There's no thank you between us, babe.

E: Okay, okay, let's go home now.

Pearl: Nope, we're going somewhere else.

E: *whines* Whaaaaaat? Whhhyyyy?

Pearl: Cuz we're going.

Pearl drives to a cafe nearby.

E: Coffee!!!

Pearl: Hey, take the bunny at least.

E: No, I want my coffee now.

Pearl: Ugh. *takes the bunny and goes inside and sit with E*

Pearl: What do you want?

E: *points at the dishes and says* I want this, and his as well, that too...

Pearl: *face palms internally* Shouldn't have asked.

E: What did you say?

Pearl: Nothing, lemme order.

They ordered and started talking.

E: So, why did you bring me here?

Pearl: You don't remember? This was the cafe where we went for our first date!

E: That I know. But why today?

Pearl: Because today is Humorshipping day!

E: Today is wut?

Pearl: *in mind* Ugh maybe she doesn't know that it is today. Ugh, why did I tell her? Need to get out of here...

*normal talk* I am going, see you later.

E: Where are you going without telling me what you said??

Pearl: Uh-uh.

E: If you wanna go...go. I am gonna finish eating and then see you.

Pearl: Okay bye. *runs out of the cafe*

E: Idiot. Hehe, he doesn't know that I know what he's talking about. *smirk*

Let's see what happens at home...

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I know it's short, but I have a test, so bear with it.

Once again, Happy Humorshipping day!!!

-Sky

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