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The sun goes down 

The stars come out ♪

Damnit, what are you doing here ?

It's Ninaaaaaaa-

You missed my torture ? Well I'm back with it (◔‿◔)

Let's goooooo~

[This chapter will be composed of texts between the coupleeees. And ofc, I'll spare myself (◕ᴗ◕✿)]

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|| CrAzYsHiPpInG || (a convo between Karma and Saffy)

The best tomato head  : Hey princess~

Karma's girl ❤️ : Repeat that if you dare, mister.

The best tomato head : Sure. Princess~

Karma's girl ❤️ : KARMA AKABANE, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. AND CHANGE YOUR USERNAME, IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU.

The best tomato head : Hey, I like my username. And I'm sure you love yours~

Karma's girl ❤️ : what's with my use- KARMA WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO ??

The best tomato head : Maybe I changed it while you were sleeping in my arms. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe-

Karma's girl ❤️ : YOU. ARE. DEAD. MEAT.

The best tomato head : Come and get me. I'll be the one to put you in an uncomfortable position in the end~

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|| InTiMacYsHiPpIng || (I'm so excited it's just have been so long since I last teased Hiori, and after these three days without WiFi, it felt even longer EEEEEK INTIMACY SHIPPING LETS GOOOOO~)

Gary the celebrity : Hey honey~

Hiori the Genie : Hey. What do you want ? I'm kinda busy here. And take back that ''honey'', Gary Oak.

Gary the celebrity : Aww be kind to your husband~

Hiori the Genie : -_- I'm not married. And not to you either.

Gary the celebrity : Y E T.

Hiori the Genie : what do you want dammiiiiiit ?

Gary the celebrity : Okay okay.

Remember that time when I got locked in a closet and that you freed me ?

Hiori the Genie : I also remember that you fell on me and kissed me yeah =_=

Gary the celebrity : Come on, I know you appreciated the kiss~

Hiori the Genie : GARY OAK.

Gary the celebrity : Okay okay. So... I came here to ask you to do it again. Especially the kiss~

[Hiori the Genie went offline]

Gary the celebrity : HEY HONEY COME BACK-

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|| FuRyShIpPiNg || (I wanted to write about this ship first as always, but since Sky prefers not to be first, here you go (。•̀ᴗ-)✧)

Natsu the dragon : Helloooo !

Mrs. Dragneel : Hey ! How was your day ?

Natsu the dragon : Will you marry me ?

Mrs. Dragneel : WHAT THE- WHAAAAT ?

Natsu the dragon : I dunno, I just saw your username and felt like asking that. Are you mad ?

Mrs. Dragneel : my username is fine- WAIT ''Mrs. Dragneel '' ? MOON COME BACK !!!

Natsu the dragon : So are you mad ?

Mrs. Dragneel : I can't be mad at my hubby~

Mrs. Dragneel : MOON THAT'S MY PHONE, NOT YOURS, GIVE IT BACK AND DON'T SEND WEIRD THINGS TO NATSU !! GO MARRY YOUR KAIN !!

Mrs. Dragneel : I can't Sky ! I'm loyal to chocolate ! And Natsu ! Take too far of her ! Right now, she's not mad at you but at me X)

Natsu the dragon : I'm lost, there are two Sky... I want a huuuuug.

Mrs. Dragneel : I'm coming

- Sky

Mrs. Dragneel : and I'll take pictures ! Oh, you noted your name so that he knows who talked ! Smart !

[Silence]

Mrs. Dragneel : Damn, I'll go back to my chocolates then-

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|| IdOlAtRyShIpPiNg || (can I say... THAT I'M INTERNALLY FANGIRLING ? NO, LET ME SCREAM IT. IDOLATRYSHIPPING FOREVEERRRRRR !!!! I'm such a huge fangirl, and thats an incurable illness-)

Shu : Kasumi ?

Kasumi the shipper : Hmm ?

Shu : I'm going to take a nap.

Kasumi the shipper : Yeah okay. What does it has to do with me ?

Shu : huh...

Kasumi the shipper : what ?

Shu : Can... I use your laps as a pillow ?

Kasumi the shipper : Yeah sure. WAIT WHAT THE- NO.

Shu : I knew you would say no... *Sad depressed noises*

Kasumi the shipper : I- huh- Fine, you can. But just this time.

Shu : Thanks, I'll pay you with a kiss.

Kasumi the shipper : NO. NEED.

Shu : Yes need ?

Kasumi the shipper : NO.

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Now, I'm done ✨

I'd need my demonic partner to continue this cuz' I'm dead on the floor, I fangirled to hard-

Saffy or Miwa, are you there ? ( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ )

~ Hope you enjoyed muahahahaha ~

✿ Nina ✿

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