Flirtyauthorshipping :
Gold : *Acts flirtatiously*
Nina : *Kicks him* Why the hell are ya acting so flirtatiously??
Gold : Cuz an external unbalanced force has caused me to move from my state of rest!!
Nina : What is acting as the force??
Gold : Your charms!!
Nina : * dead* FS can never be canon!! (In her mind ( ꈍᴗꈍ) )
A/n : Kidding!!!!!! FS is canon guys as y'all know!!
La Nina : ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Idolatryshipping
Kasumi : Shu, is Valt in love with chu??
Shu : *horrified* Nah!!! What made you think that??
Kasumi : Cuz his name is Valt Yaoi!! (A/n : It's Aoi XD)
Shu : Phew!! Baby, can you guess my valency??
Kasumi : People don't have valency. *lightly smacks his chest*
Shu : It's 1 as I was supposed to be paired up with an angel named Kasumi!!
Kasumi : * dead*
MIWA : *screams* Mah OTP💑
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Crazyshipping
Karma : * obviously sh***less* why are you so red Saf??
Saffy : Keep shut shirtless Bakabane!!!
Karma : Oh!! I understand, you're blushing😳😊!!
Saffy : * irritated* why will I blush??
Karma : * flicks his bangs* cuz every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Saffy : * faints from blushing*
Sky, Nina and Hiori : * fangirling*
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Furyshipping
Sky : Will you always love me Natsu??
Natsu : Sky, just like a convex mirror makes a virtual and erect image in any situation, I'll always love you, no matter what!!
Sky : * smiles*
Moon : * died while fangirling*
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Humorshipping
Pearl : E, don't drink coffee.
E : *pouts* Why??
Pearl : Cuz coffee☕ contains acids and acids are corrosive. I don't want you to burn yourself.
E : Aww!! You're so sweet❤❤😊🌹.
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Optimisticshipping
* Ash and Lou in higher altitudes*
Ash : *picks up Lou in bridal style*
Lou : What are you doing Ash??
Ash : You used to tell your friends that I'm dense. ☹️Now see! *smirks*
Lou : How did you change so much in a short span of time??
Ash : Cuz density decreases as altitude increases.
Miwa, Sky and Shiz : *Hifive each other*
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Whiteroseshipping ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
White : Rose!
Rose : Hmm??
White : Are you made up of copper and tellurium?
Rose : Nah!! But why do you ask??
White : Cuz you're CuTe.
Everyone : Whiteroseshipping!!
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