Butt Cereal

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So in World Geography today, yes World Geography, the craziest class I've ever had, Erin is finishing off a Ziploc bag of Fruity Pebbles.

She crumples up the bag, gets from her seat, throws it away, and returns. But instead of sitting down, she sighs and sweeps the pieces of cereal that had fallen into the seat under her, where she was sitting, into her hand.

I look over and shake my head as she sits, the small but sizeable pile of cereal in her hand, and say, "No, don't do it..."

"What if I did?" she smirks.

"Erin do-" I start, but to my horror stop in the middle of the sentence as she tosses it in her mouth.

She just ate butt cereal...

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