One thing I've learned in the nearly fifteen years I've been alive is that insults tend to slip from my mouth before I even begin to think.
The jock, let's call him Ferrier, was running his big mouth in class while the teacher was trying to talk, again, this is in World Geography, (a lot of crazy shit goes down in there).
I love this teacher's stories and was attempting to listen to him with Erin and Lucifer but couldn't, due to the ass-sized hole in the middle of his god damned head.
The teacher, irritated, shakes his head and sighs, muttering to himself, (or the class, sometimes you can't tell the difference), "Ignore him, just ignore him, it's for the best..."
Unfortunately my mind and mouth don't work at the ame pace and without thinking, I sigh loudly and comment, "Yes, it worked well for his mother, too."
Fuck.
