Ok, so I'll admit it, my brother, he's fluffy.
Well we were leaving Panda One Buffet, down in south Texas, and had just gotten the fortune cookies.
My brother had already opened and eaten his as we were comparing fortunes, and he turns white as a sheet and starts rapidly checking his pockets as we ask what his was.
He fucking ate the entire cookie with the fortune in it.
How in hell do you eat a piece of paper and not notice?
