So I'm in German class with my friend Caitlyn (with a C) and we're talking about this book that she's writing.
For some fucked off reason she goes, "You should put that in your book!" (This one).
I half snort and say, "No, I'm putting you in that book."
She laughs so hard, it's like...
A chipmunk...
That's high...
And in a waterpark...