This dog...
I probably haven't told y'all, but I used to own loads of fish and had about three aquariums. I had gotten rid of them, and bought one thirty gallon hexagonal aquarium and filled that with a variety of fish for a community tank.
Well the other day I had taken one of the fake plants out and cleaned it, and set it on a towel on the floor by the tank stand to dry.
Apparently this pup had never seen a fake plant...
Because she sat in one spot pawing and barking at it for a solid thirty fucking minutes.