The Reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths: A Naruto Fanfiction

Chapter 19: Chunin Exams

"As you all know, we are hosting the Chunin Exams," Minato stated. "Well I want to know who here nominates their team," The Jonin Senseis nodded. "I, Asuma Sarutobi, nominate team 10 for the upcoming chunin exams," Asuma stated. "I, Kurenai Yuhi, nominate team 8 for the upcoming chunin exams," Kurenai said. "I, Maito Gai nominate team 9 for the upcoming chunin exams!" Maito Gai exclaimed, a bit too loudly. "I, Naruto Uzumaki, Nominate team 7 for the upcoming chunin exams," Naruto said, a bit more laid back. He was reading a book he was writing. He called the book "The Life of a Human Sacrafice," and was planning on making it a couple of books. Naruto smiled as he got to his favorite part, the son receiving the tanto his father left for him after his birth as a family heirloom. "You can't let in a bunch of rookies!" Iruka yelled. "Chunin Umino," Naruto started, glaring at Iruka. "We are the Jonin Instructors of our genin teams, and as such we decide whether to let them into the chunin exams or not. Am I wrong?" Naruto asked him. Iruka shook his head, trembling at the sliver of Naruto's killer intent. "Good," He said. 

Naruto headed home and promptly collapsed, heading into his mindscape. Naruto trained in his mindscape and talked with the tailed beasts all the time about his life, but I never bothered to include it since it would've been an annoying filler. Naruto went in to talk to Kurama, Matatabi, Shukaku, and Kokuo. "Hello!" He called. The four girls were the only ones awake since the guys just finished training and went to sleep. "Hey Naru!" They all called. Kokuo got up, her one moderately fluffy tail whipping around her nice ass, which bounced with every step she took. She went to grab the tea she started and they all started talking, (Yes Naruto gets shipped with every female in his mindscape... for future reference he dominates all of them.) Matatabi dragged Naruto into her room. "Dominate me," She demanded from him. "What?" He asked, confused. "Dominate my ass and show me who's the boss," She told him. Naruto realized what she meant and blushed. He did exactly that. He dominated her ass so hard without actually fucking that Matatabi blushed at his skills. He was ten and she was like, a thousand years old and she was dominated by him. 

Naruto sighed, "Why did you ask me to do that Tabi?" Naruto asked. "Because it's spring," She said. Naruto realized what Kurama meant all of those years ago. "Oh, so that's what Kura-chan meant..." Naruto trailed off, causing Matatabi to giggle. Naruto left his mindscape. "So how was it?" Kurama asked. Matatabi swirled her tail. "He calmed down my... urges... without doing it with me," Matatabi said. "It seems I need a little... taste myself," She said in a sultry tone, imagining all of the naughty things she would do in six or so years. 

Naruto told his team to meet him in a couple of hours and was waiting for his team to show up. The first to arrive was Sakura, who looked like she just ran away from someone. The next who came was Sasuke, who acted impatient as ever. Mito was the last one to arrive, sporting new clothes. She now wore a teal tank top with an armored sleeve vest. She also wore anbu pants. She had Naruto's second tanto that he gave her. Naruto then jumped down. "Good, you're all here. Now you may be wondering why you're here, but it's for a good reason. I allowed you guys entrance into the chunin exams. And you all need to sign these forms so you can join," Naruto told them. Sasuke signed and so did Mito. "You, pink-haired bitch, you better sign it," Sasuke told Sakura. "Of course! Anything for my Sasuke!" Sakura told him. She immediately signed it. "Okay then, go to the academy five days from now to take the test," Naruto told them. The group nodded and all of them went home. 

The next day, Naruto was lounging in his home. He still heard snoring from Mito's room and saw it was 12:00 pm. Naruto snuck into her room and forced Mito's body into a position where she was in a doggy position. She was still asleep somehow so Naruto decided to just stick with squeezing her ass. She jumped up and squeaked in surprise. "Finally you got up, you need to go grab groceries since you're staying here for a bit," Naruto told her. Mito nodded and went out to get ready, still mad Naruto squeezed her Gluteus Maximus. 

Mito was walking around when she heard Konohamaru bump into some guy. "Hey runt, that hurt. You're going to pay!" Mito rounded the corner and saw a guy in what looked like a catsuit wearing makeup holding up Konohamaru. "HEY! GIRLY BOY!" Mito yelled at the guy. "My name's Kankuro, not Girly Boy. And what do you want?" The guy sneered. "I'm Mito! And I'm here to tell you to," Before Mito could finish, Naruto had grabbed Konohamaru and had his now truthseeker katana at Naruto. So I never mentioned this, but the truthseeker orb that cloaked his katana was quickly replaced, making it so he just had a truthseeker katana. Naruto's truthseeker katana was pressed against Kankuro's throat. "Oh, and don't bother switching with your puppet either, it's already disabled and I gave myself a poison counter already," Naruto said. Kankuro gave off a "tch" and dropped Konohamaru. "Now, I assume you're here for the chunin exams, don't start trouble," Naruto finished. Suddenly, Kankuro was hit with a pebble and the Uchiha jumped down. "What's your name?" The girl with four ponytails in the back asked. "Sasuke Uchiha!" Sasuke exclaimed. Temari scoffed, "I wasn't talking to you," Temari said. "Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto stated. Temari nodded. Sakura came in. "W-why do you not want to know about the great Sasuke Uchiha!" Sakura yelled. "Because of that piece of eye candy," Temari said, nodding in Naruto's direction. "Whatever, Miss Blond Genin," Naruto said. "What do you mean by that?" Temari asked. "I'm a jonin and ex anbu head captain," Naruto said. Temari nodded and Kankuro let out a loud breath of relief. Naruto could've ended him instantly but didn't. "Kankuro, you're a disappointment to the village," A female with bright red hair and a gourd on her back told Kankuro. "Um, uh, sorry Gaia, I didn't mean it," Gaia gave him a harsh glare. "Shut up or I'll kill you," He said before looking at Naruto. "Uzumaki, Mother wants your blood," Gaia stated. "Tell her I'll dominate her just like I did her sister," Naruto responded Snarkily. He then looked st his team. "Okay guys, you got to get going!" Naruto told them.

Time Skip

Sakura was being Sasuke's horse again since Sasuke got his ass handed to him. Mito got into the exam room and Kiba came up to them. "Hey, Mito! Oh, did you guys know they call us the rookie nine since we're the only rookies this year! We're pretty awesome!" Kiba exclaimed. "I suggest you be quieter since you're drawing attention," A guy with white hair, glasses, and a Konoha headband stated. "Well let them!" Mito yelled. Suddenly, one group of Iwa shinobi gasped. "WAIT! Your the one big brother said to call "The Red Death of Konoha!" One of them said. "It seems I'm already well known huh," She said with a smirk. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha!" Sasuke yelled at them, trying to top Mito in who's more well known. "Oh, you're A part of that lame clan that died to one of its own," They said, easily dismissing him. Sasuke clenched his fists. His clan was known as the one who died to one of its own. He would prove to them that he was worthy.