maniac! ★ t. kuroo

╰ ⊹˚.⋆ DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

⚠️ // bald old man slander !!

"I DESPISE YOU."

you groan, reaching for a rubber. "why though?" kuroo pouts, "i thought it was actually really funny!" you glare at him. "fuck off, drawing balls on our science project is not funny."

the bed head waves his hand in the air dismissively, "ehh, your humour is just broken, n/n." you roll your eyes, blowing away those tiny rubber things you get after using an eraser. "and your face will be too if you don't behave."

"ooh~ that's very suggestive of you, y/n." kuroo smirks, leaning his head on the palms of his hands and watching you. you just sigh warily, "of all the seven billion people living on earth, why did i have to get stuck with you?"

he blinks, and you're about to laugh because you've finally left your best friend speechless. but then his lips twist into a sneer, "i know you love me." you shake your head vigorously and make a huge 'X' with your arms.

"your goodnight texts say otherwise." he pulls out his phone, smirking. "you wouldn't!" gasping, you reach for his phone before he stands up and takes a step back. "oh, you know i would."

this one time kuroo and you were texting late at night, and since you were so sleep deprived, you accidentally sent the boy a text saying "gn ily" (he screenshot it right away and uses it as blackmail, it's also his phone wallpaper)

you grab the rubber and throw it at his stupid face. his golden eyes widen the second he dodges, it flies over his head and hits the teachers face instead. "fuck." you both curse at the same time.

the teacher turns around, his face is completely red and, you notice, so is his head. why do bald people get red so easily? interesting, you muse, as he starts yelling at the pair of you, maybe i should go bald one day. what a statement.

"— this immature behaviour is unacceptable at nekoma, miss l/n and mr kuroo, leave my classroom at once!" he yells, you can feel the entire class staring at you so you look down. suddenly, the tiles on the floor are very interesting.

the sad thing is that he didn't even bother to ask who threw it at him, he just knew.

you wait for him to finish yelling before he points to the door. kuroo walks out and you follow him, "so!! that was embarrassing," he yawns. you raise an eyebrow, "that's weird coming from you."

he whines, pulling on some strands of his messy hair. "it's because i didn't brush my hair today, and of all days to get in trouble..." you chuckle, "tetsu, your hairs the same as everyday." he gasps, actual hurt painted on his features, "you're kidding!"

"do i look like i'm kidding?" you try holding in your laughter at how offended he looks. "i'm telling you, your hair looks the exact same as yesterday and the day before." he just sniffs, frowning.

silence falls over the two of you, and you stare at your worn out converse. did i actually upset him? you think, glancing at the boy beside you, i should apologise, i think i went too far.

"uhm, tetsu." you nudge his shoulder gently. he looks up at you, with those (beautiful) golden eyes of his. "yeah?" you reach out to ruffle his hair, making it more tousled than before. "i think you have nice hair, i was kidding."

his frown instantly turns into a grin as he melts under your touch, "see! i knew you loved me!" you sigh at his inability to take anything seriously, before smiling as well. "it's just a tiiiny bit, so don't get cocky, okay?" he laughs at your words.

but then the boys expression suddenly changes into a serious one and his attitude shifts as he grabs both of your hands, a solemn look on his face, "y/n, i actually have something i need to tel—"

"you two," the door opens and the science teacher steps out of his classroom, running a hand over his (oddly shiny) head. "need to understand that you can't take this as a joke anymore."

kuroo lets go of your hands and clasps them behind his back, tilting his head down and bowing apologetically, "sorry sir, it won't happen again."

"yes yes, that's what you said last time," the science teacher holds the bridge of his nose out of irritation, "and the seventeen times before that." you try your best not to laugh, awkwardly coughing into your sleeve. "pff— ahmmAHEM."

he sighs, crossing his arms and looking between the two of you. "that's why i'm going to give the two of you an after school detention, you need to be better behaved in my class." kuroo visibly tenses up and you nervously gulp. this isn't going to look good on your school records.

the science teacher gives you guys one last lecture before the bell rings, that annoying screeching sound indicating that class is over for the day. "that will be all," he says, "i expect better from you two."

people start streaming out of their classes, and you turn to kuroo, "hey, are you okay? i'm sorry, this is all my fault." you sigh, "if i wasn't so stupid, we wouldn't have gotten in trouble, and a detention? i know your parents are going to be mad but i— i'm sorry."

when you finish speaking, he looks at you, there's no.. emotion, a smile or a scowl. it's just a plain look. "it's fine." he says, walking past you, "i'll see you tomorrow l/n."

you freeze, too shocked to even go after him, getting lost in the middle of every student eager to go home, a swarm of restless people passing by you.

he never calls you by your last name.

／ notes !!
balls 😟
ok but seriously, IM SO SORRY FOR ALL THE BALD OLD MAN SLANDER i swear i'm joking 😭😭🙏🏽
anyways time for some drama lol 😂😂