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Oh..........oh my. I'm going to explode. Let me just go scream into a pillow real quick.
*casually screams into a pillow*
Alright let's get this frustration out of my system.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IN THE NAME OF GOODNESS DOES THIS SHIP EXIST?????????????????
THIS IS THE THE MOST CRINGE-WORTHY THING I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHYYYYYYYYYY?????
That felt good. Anyway, WHY IS THIS A THING???????
I didn't even know this existed before, and I wish I could go back to a minute ago when I didn't know it was a thing.
I think I need to bleach my eyes. They have been contaminated by......... whatever this is.
Ok. Let me explain. BELLATRIX FREAKING TORTURED HERMIONE AT MALFOY MANOR. SHE ALMOST FREAKING KILLED HER! SO WHY, WHY, WHY WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY COULD EVER WORK OUT AS A COUPLE???????
Let me state my reasons. First of all, AGE GAP. Bellatrix is like 40. Hermione is a teenager.
Second of all, Bellatrix tortured Hermione, and would have had no problem killing her.
Third of all, Bellatrix is evil. Like, EVIL evil. Why would anyone love her. Her own husband probably didn't love her. I'll bet it was another forced pureblood marriage.
Pros:
Yeah I don't think there are any pros to this horrible ship
Cons:
1. Bellatrix is evil
2. HERMIONE LOVES RON!!!!!
3. Bellatrix tried to kill her
4. Bellatrix is already married
5. Oh yeah! Bellatrix also loves Lord Voldemort
6. AGE FREAKING GAP
7. This ship is garbage
Wow! 326 Words!
That's my longest rating so far. I guess it's because I was ranting about how awful bellamione is.
I hope your eyes haven't been contaminated like mine have.
YOU ARE READING
Rating Harry Potter ships
FanfictionJust me rating a bunch of Harry Potter ships! I am going to give my honest opinion on all of these, so please no hate. I do take requests. Highest rankings: 2 in #ratingships 2 in #loveharrypotter 95 in #potterhead
