34. Snack (Snape x Sirius)

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-1000000000000000000/10

no. Just no. Absolutely not. WHY DOES THIS EXIST?????????????

Last me say it one more time. SNAPE LOVES LILY. NOT HARRY, HERMIONE, REMUS, SIRIUS, JAMES, AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE SNAPE IS SHIPPED WITH. 

Snape loves Lily. He's always loved Lily. After all this time. (Lol see what I did there)

Snape hates the marauders. A lot. SO WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING PAIRED WITH THEM. 

Snape's intense hate for the marauders is not really in the movies, so maybe the people who think that Snape and Sirius, Snape and James, and Snape and Remus would be a good idea are people who have only watched the movies. 

Snape hates Sirius. He tried to hand him over to the Dementors in PoA. He does not, I repeat, DOES NOT love any of the marauders. No. 

Also the ship name is stupid. like, SNACK?  What the heck

Pros:

Can't think of any pros. (Hmmm I wonder why?)

Cons:

1. SNAPE. LOVES. LILYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2. Sirius is........... dead 😭😭😭😭

3. Sirius would never, not in a million years, EVER love Snape. Ever. 

4. Snape would never love Sirius either. 


DID I MENTION THAT SNAPE LOVES LILY?????????

Lol I'm done screaming now :)

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