thirty-nine

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Due to being stuck in her thoughts, Y/N took two hours to arrive at the party. Even though she was just upstairs. Thankfully, JARVIS had sound proofed her room, so she didn't now how bad it was until she was limping down the stairs. Pepper had just entered the house at the same time. The two women stopping next to each other to observe a clearly drunk Tony Stark. Dancing in front of the DJ with the Iron Man suit on.

"This is not good," Y/N murmured.

"Hey, Pepper," Rhodey greeted, coming up began the two. "Y/N."

"I'm going to get some air," Pepper said.

"What's wrong?"

Pepper pointed towards Tony. "I don't know what to do."

"You gotta be kidding me." The three of them watched Tony flail around. "That's it. I'm making-"

"No, no, no," both the women quickly said.

"Don't call anyone," Pepper said.

"Guys, this is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck out for this guy."

"We know, we know. We get it."

"We're gonna handle it, okay?" Y/N said. "Just let us handle it."

"Handle it," Rhodey demanded. "Or I'm gonna have to."

The two ladies began making their way towards the stage as Tony started talking, "You know, the question I get asked the most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?'" He paused. "Just like that." The crowd cheered at Y/N came up from behind Tony and Pepper grabbed the mic from him.

"Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?" Pepper said, faking enthusiasm and causing the crowd to cheer more.

"I love you," Tony leaned down and spoke into the mic.

"Aw! Unbelievable. Thank you so much. Tony, we all thank you so much for such a wonderful night. And we're gonna say good night now, and thank you all for coming." The crowd groaned, clearly unhappy with the party being stopped.

"No, no, no, we can't... wait, wait, wait. We didn't have the cake. We didn't blow out the candles."

"You're out of control, okay?" Y/N said, catching Tony's attention.

"I'm out of control?"

"Trust us on this, okay?"

"You're out of control, gorgeous," Tony told her.

"It's time to go to bed. It's time."

"Give me a smooch." He leaned towards Y/N.

She leaned away from him, struggling to keep her balance with her foot. "You're not going to be happy about this."

"Come on, you know you want to."

"You just peed in the suit."

"I know. It has a filtration system."

"It's not sexy."

"You could drink that water."

"Just send everybody home, okay?" Pepper interrupted. "It's time to-"

"If you say so."

"Okay, I'll take this, you take that." Pepper exchanged the microphone for a bottle. The two ladies stepped back, but not too far.

"Pepper Potts and Y/N Barnes," Tony started, heading towards the crowd. "They're right. The party's over. Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The after-party starts in 15 minutes!" The crowded cheered. "And if anybody, Pepper and Y/N, doesn't like it, there's the door." As Tony pointed towards the door, he accidentally shot the glass wall, shattering it. Y/N flinched, ducking from the spraying glass. The crowd cheered. "Yeah!" A girl threw a bottle up and Tony aimed at it, shattering it. "Hit! Pull!" Women from the crowd kept throwing things up for Tony to shoot. One of them appeared with a watermelon. "I think she wants the Gallagher!" It exploded, spraying watermelon everywhere.

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