The F5 (Fraternal Five)

Fanboy

"What is it with Mixxiw and the health dept students?" Tay asks one day.

"Huh? Why?" Off looks up from his lunch.

"There, look." Tay points at some bushes where the fanboys are hiding, their hazy, expectant eyes fixed on Mix who's smiling cutely at Earth. "Even though Earth is right there!"

Off chuckles. "Well, Mix is cute alright."

Tay glares at him. "Ungrateful bastard."

"What? I didn't say Teacup ain't cute!" Off glares back. "So touchy."

"Yeah? What if he calls me handsome, what would you feel then?"

"Nothing, of course. What good are handsome guys if his boyfriend's sexy?" Off raises one eyebrow suggestively, making Tay gag.

"Then, if Nong Gun calls me sexy?"

"Ai sat, don't push your luck!"

From the table beside them, Bright witnesses his two phis' interaction and silently snickers.

"Huh? Nong Gun called you sexy, P'Tay? Seriously, in what way?" Earth joins in with plates in hands.

"Hey!" Tay scowls. "Nah, it's an analogy. But Off did call your Mixxiw cute."

Earth places down the plates to pinch his boyfriend's cheeks. "My Pookkii is indeed cute!" He exclaims giddily.

"What's 'Pookkii'?"

"Just, one of the names." Mix shrugs.

"Cute, isn't it? Just like him." Earth nudges Mix, chuckling.

"Yeah, too cute that the whole faculty is pining for him."

"IKR!" Instead of concerned, Earth just sounds proud.

"Aren't you ... worried in the slightest?" Tay frowns, confused. Earth's like Off's spawn in almost all aspects, so for him to be this lenient ....

"Oh, no need for that. They're all well educated, by yours truly." Earth grins proudly.

"Yeah. Earth here enjoys scaring them away with his icy glare, they've gotten used to keep a respectful distance from me." Mix sighs, frowning. "I'm more worried about Win, though. His fanboys are getting out of control."

"Huh?" Though he's there the whole time, Bright's only taken part in the conversation at the mention of his nong. "WDYM?"

"Now you decide to join in?" Off smirks knowingly at him.

Chuckling softly, Bright admits, "Color me intrigued."

"Nah just they all be like following Win everywhere, even off campus. And DMing him nonstop. Sheesh, Win keeps saying that he's okay but that's just super disturbing." Mix looks around and proceeds carefully, "Specially when they're all boys while Win's straight, no offense."

"Aww, poor nong ...." Tay frowns weakly.

"Do you know who they are?" Bright asks Mix.