The F5 (Fraternal Five)

Prank

A/N Happy one year anniversary to this iconic, second-most-liked IG post of Papii! Saw this on twt btw, babiis have always had a thing for anniversaries 😭💚

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Pet: P'Tay!

P'Tay: Yes? What can I do for you today my master?

Pet: If Papii so much as touches a girl tonight, you know what to do.

P'Tay: I don't??

Pet: Duh? Set his car on fire or something.

P'Tay: Wait WHAT??!

P'Tay: My pet, 'Gun Atthaphan is cuter than you think' .... Do you maybe want to reconsider it, or make it less extreme? Don't worry, we have all afternoon. No rush there hehe.

Pet: Nope hehe.

P'Tay: 🥶🥶🥶

P'Tay: IDK ... they might put me in jail for that ....

Pet: I'll bail you out.

P'Tay: That's not the point??

Pet: Or his laptop. Yeah, that works, too.

P'Tay: Talk to me, Pet. Did my pengyou do something stupid? I'll tell him off for you!

Pet: P'Tay ... 🙂

P'Tay: Did you just threaten me with the most harmless emoji there is??

Pet: 🙂

P'Tay: And why is it working ....

Pet: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

P'Tay: OK, OK! Seriously, why am I feeling nervous?? I didn't do anything wrong to begin with??

P'Tay: And what's wrong with you two, really??

Pet: Nothing, thanks, bye Pet! 🥰

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Teacup: Really, Papii? Kit? That's the best you could come up with? 😂

Teacup: Did you ask Singto for permission, too? 😂🤣

Papii☹️: Sup, Phi. It's me Kit 😘

Teacup: Sup, traitor. GO TO HELL 😡

Papii☹️: Aw. Let us keep each other company, just for tonight?

Teacup: Fuck off.

Papii☹️: HAHAHA I can also keep the girls away from your man while I'm at it?

Teacup: He can do that himself thank you very much.

Papii☹️: C'mon, don't be stingy! I'll give Papii back to you tomorrow?

Teacup: Call him Papii again I dare you.

Teacup: And tell him don't bother to come pick me up at the airport tomorrow.

(5 missed calls from Papii☹️)

Papii☹️: Babyyy 😭😭😭 Pick up the call please I was just kidding 😭😭😭

Papii☹️: Baby please ....

(10 missed calls from Papii☹️)

Papii☹️: Nong Gun, baby ☹️ I'm really sorry, okay? It's just me the whole time, Kit never took my phone. No one calls me Papii but you, I promise.

Papii☹️: You're just gonna ignore me? ☹️ Fine! I'll still come fetching you at the airport, just you see.

Papii☹️: Wait, scratch that. I might draw unnecessary attention. I'll be waiting at your house okay? I'll be waiting all day if that's what it takes for you to forgive me ... ☹️

Papii☹️: Still no answer? Okay, I probably deserve that ....

Papii☹️: 😭😭😭

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Papii☹️: Baby? Open the door please? I know you're in there.

Papii☹️: Are you mad still? Well ... I'm outside. Ready when you are.

Papii☹️: Brr. So cold. 🥶

Papii☹️: I mean hot but you are.

Papii☹️: Cold.

Papii☹️: Damn it how do I even stutter on text.

Papii☹️: How's your flight back home?

Papii☹️: I miss you so much you know? Just saying.

Off looks up from his phone as the door to Gun's house opens revealing his cute lover, unreadable expression on his face.

"Baby ...!" He yelps, relieved but hesitant to come closer.

"I think the heat's getting to you." Gun abruptly breaks into an amused smile. "Sure you're gonna stand there all day?"

Off takes a hesitant step closer. "You're not mad anymore?"

"I'm not mad to begin with?" Gun sports an evil grin.

"Wha—wait, don't tell me .... Ai Teacup, you ...! Did you just prank me back??!"

Gun giggles, small arms enveloping Off in a hug. "I'm good, aren't I?"

"Oh, you ...." Off sighs, easing to the touch and giving in all too easily. "I swear, you're really bad for my heart."

"I know. And it's about to get so much worse, you'll see butterflies." Gun pulls Off inside the house, skipping giddily as he not-too-subtly guards Off toward his bedroom.

"What do you mean—uh ... where's everyone?" Off asks looking around the empty house, tone alarmed.

"Oh, Nong Pim and her boyfriend takes my grandma to visit grandpa's grave. They won't be back until much later."

Off stops dead in his tracks. "Is this another prank of yours??!" Gun just chuckles in answer. "Because if it is, it's not funny. Gun. Let's get out of here before I ...."

"Before you what?" Gun's eyes glint mischievously.

"I-I do things that make you hate me."

"Mmh, like what?" Gun smirks biting his lower lip.

Off gulps standing his ground. "Gun. Please don't joke around like this. Have mercy on my fragile heart—"

"Who says I'm joking?"

Off blinks at Gun's challenging tone. "Gun ... is this what I think it is?"

"Stop talking in circles."

"Are you inviting me to have s-sex?"

"If I didn't know better I'd say you're a virgin." Gun chuckles cheekily, turning around and makes for his bedroom. "Well, why don't you find out yourself—"

Off growls, grabbing Gun's arm and with half strength throws the little guy to the nearest wall, trapping him with his arms. "You better know what you're doing, Gun, because—"

"You won't hold back? I never ask you to, Off." Gun peers up at Off smirking, purposely provoking his boyfriend.

Off groans, and as he feels his last resistance going up in smoke, he charges forward claiming Gun's lips.

One thing leads to another and before long, they're already in Gun's bed with nothing separating the two, not even the air they breath.