Y/N POV
I grimace in disgust at the fruity boy.
The lesbian who was staring at me introduces herself, saying her name is Harriet Hashtooth.
"Hi, I'm Y/N Parkinson." i giggle, sneaking another peek at the cute boy at the Slytherin table.
Another girl laughs at my dopey expression. "Yeah, he's cute, right? I dont care if you've got a dick, I dont care if youve got a wap, I just want love."
When I look at her, she responds, "I'm Poot. Poot Lovato."
"She's pretty," I whisper.
"Actually l use they/them pronouns." She corrects me.
"Fine. THEY." I wrinkle my nose at her(them). What a weirdo.
bitch-bitch-bitch
When I get to the dorms, I'm partnered with a girl wuth a long nose with a striking resemblance to a penis. Her name is Penelope Cocknose. "The nose runs in my family," She explains.
I notice strange items on her desk. I tap a sleek rcectangular prism and shriek when neon boxy numbers appear.
"Oh, that's my digital clock." Penelope explains.
A pretty, lightskinned woman of color is on her wall. She doesn't move.
"Is she faulty?" I enquire.
"No, it's a muggle thing." Penelipe sighs bashfully. "It's Zendaya, my sussy baka waifu."
"Sussy?"
"Yeah, them sussy bakas gonna make me act up." She responds, her dick nose twitching.
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Draco Malfoy x Obama x y/n
Fanfictiondrako has had a crush on obama for years, but when y/n appears at hogwarts, everything changes. Should update once a week
