Y/N POV
It's been a good first few weeks, even though I'm currently failing Defense of the Dark Arts. I'm good at History of Magic and Divination, though. I've been going through school like normal. I have friends now, like my roommate, and Matilda and Poot, as well as the two boys fron Slytherin.
"Hey, Y/N" The greasy-haired Slytherin, who's name is Ben Shapiro, grins at me as he sits down at the Hufflepuff table.
I feel my cheeks heat up. But my nervous smile quickly fades as his extremely gay black companion is in tow.
"How are you not failing right now, sis?" Christian Walker purses his glossy lips.
"I don't know, Divination just comes easy to me" I say shyly, batting my long lashes
"Did you see Harry Potter today, he passed our class" Poot sings in the same tune as her(their) song about not caring whether u have a deck or a wop and just wanting love.
"That kid is batshit crazy"
"Yeah, but he's the boy who lived, and probably has an affair with Dumbeldore, so" Ben pointed out.
"Oh my god, Ben!" Christian giggled, looking at him through dark eyes and thick lashes and batting his shoulder. "You're probably right, though. Dumbledore's definitely a gay sugar daddy! Gets it from his old sugar daddy, Grindewald, so harry's clearly a sugar baby"
"Speaking of Harry, guess whos dorm is convieniently located near his enemy?" The black wizard boasted.
"No!" Matilda's mouth dropped open. "Draco?"
"Soldier. She make it clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap." Penelope said. I didn't understand what it meant.
"Yeah, me and Ben snuck in his room one time, and he has a whole shelf just for hair product"
"Well, what does the hair produce?" I wondered aloud. No one responded.
"At this point, all our dorm neighbors chug a drink of their choice every time he yells Pottah The mermaids are pissed off about it but Malfoy never shuts up" Ben reveals.
"He's really obsessed with Harry, huh?" I say.
"Tbh he's probably gay no straight guy uses that much hair product"
"Well, don't be excusing Harry" adds Matilda. "He's jealous of both Cho Chang and Cedric at once"
Christian sighs dreamily. "Cedric's cool"
"And harry definitely has some sort of quidditch related kink"
"yuh yuh oop sis tea" replies Christian.
"Tonight you should put something in his hair gel" I offer.
"But what???"
A black girl with neat edges inserts herself into the convo. "How abt Gorilla Glue"
"What's that?" I wonder.
"It's a really strong glue, which is a sticky, offwhite substance( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" She explained. "Stiff where? Ma hair"
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Draco Malfoy x Obama x y/n
Fanfictiondrako has had a crush on obama for years, but when y/n appears at hogwarts, everything changes. Should update once a week
