A large brown box sat on Stan's porch. I pick it up and attempt to shake the box, but my skinny arms can barely pick up the thing.
I open the front door amd yell into the house, "Stan!"
"What? Oh! My package is here." Stan cheerfully says.
"Daddy Jeffery got you a package?" I say with a grin.
"Stop refering to Jeffery Bezos as daddy. But yes, I got a giant nerf gun. You wanna see?" Stan says with a smile.
"Dude! Of course I do!" I help Stan drag the box into his living room.
Stan ripped open the box and there sat the biggest nerf gun I have ever seen. I could cry at the sight.
"She's a beauty." I whisper.
"I know. I don't even want to touch her cause' she's so beautiful." Stan says.
"You two are idiots. It's just a stupid nerf gun." Beverly stood with her arms crossed in front of the front door.
"Don't say that about our baby." I defensivly say.
She is right. I am an idiot.
AN
-GROOVYLADY