So...I definitely don't have a chapter that I'm not typing in because I read a fanfic where one of them died...anyway don't kill me here's a filler chapter! I own none of these btw.
Meme: Do you think birds get sad about not having arms?
Socks: Do you get sad about not having wings?
Meme: *chokes up* Every day.
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Laff: I've invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Oompa and Muffin: Ah. Knife Monopoly.
Laff: Well I was gonna hunt you for sport but now I wanna know what that is.
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Blaza: I guess you could say I've fallen for you.
Socks: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs, how are you alive?!
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Nadwe: Is Four a lot?
Oof: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Yes.
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Socks: What is the one thing I asked you not to do?
Blaza: Burn the house down.
Socks: And what did you do?
Blaza: Made you dinner!
Socks: ...And burnt the house down.
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Nadwe: I did a bad thing.
Meme: Does it affect me?
Nadwe: No-
Meme: Then suffer in silence.
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Joocie: Why is there blood everywhere?
Laff: I may or may not have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Joocie: You stabbed them?!
Laff: No, I aggressively poked them with a knife.
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Woolf: When I first met you, I didn't like you.
Dino: I'm aware of that.
Woolf: Then we spent some time together...
Dino: Uh-huh...?
Woolf: It did not get any better.
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Tbh: Truth or dare?
Meme: Truth.
Tbh: How many hours have you slept this week?
Meme: Dare.
Tbh: Go to bed!
Meme: I hate this game.
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Socks: Love is scary. This feeling of falling terrifies me. The only way it ends is with me hitting the ground.
Blaza: Not if I catch you.
Socks: You won't catch me if you're falling with me.
Blaza: Love, I started falling long before you.
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Tbvg: You wanna see something perfect?
Oof: Sure!
Tbvg: *holds up mirror facing towards Oof*
Oof: *blushes* I wish you would stop sometimes.
Tbvg: Only when you stop being so irresistibly adorable.
Oof: *is tomato*
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Tbh: I have very high standards, I only fall for graceful-
Meme: *stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling Four cats, and lands flat on his face*
Tbh:...I want that one.
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Meme: I'm about to do something stupid.
Socks: You're always doing something stupid, how is this any different?
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Joocie: *is drunk*
Laff: Alright, let's get you home.
Joocie: I am home...
Laff: What?
Joocie: I'm with you!
Laff: *dies inside*
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Ok, I'm done, I will try to get a chapter up soon but yeah I am lazy so...ok I'll leave now.
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