Incorrect Quotes

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A/N Thank you so much for 3k reads! Here are some incorrect quotes again, I don't own these.

Meme: truth or dare?

Socks: truth.

Meme: do you want to kiss me?

Socks: dare.

Meme: I dare you to kiss me.

Socks: never have I ever-

Meme: ThAt'S nOt ThE gAmE

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Joocie: hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Nadwe: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, which are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. 

Joocie: literally all you had to do was say no.

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Woolf: wait you like me? for my personality?

Dino: I know I was surprised too.

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Socks: *kisses Blaza* 

Blaza: what is this?

Socks: affection.

Blaza: disgusting.

Blaza: ...do it again

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Laff: *loses Joocie in a crowd* I can't find Joocie, I'm getting worried. 

Muffin: alright. JOOCIE STINKS! 

*nothing* 

Muffin: ok... then LAFF STINKS!

Joocie: *punches through the crowd* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BABY?!

Laff: found him!

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Meme: no matter what you say, you won't be able to change my mind. I'm sorry, but not this time.

Tbh: *pouty face* please...

Meme: okay.

Socks: I knew it!

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Tbh: *does something dumb*

Laff: ...why are you like this.

Tbh: awh, you know you love me!

Laff: *jokingly* now where did you get that idea? 

Tbh: ...*sniffles*

Laff: waIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU, DARLING!

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Socks: did you get my note?

Meme: of course I got it, you literally taped it to my head while I was sleeping!

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Socks: what are you doing? 

Blaza, hanging upside down from the monkey bars: trying to kiss you?

Socks: you're gonna fall.

Blaza: shut up and kiss me asshole, I'm getting lightheaded.

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Laff: so, this may come as a surprise to everyone, but Tbh and I are dating as of yesterday! 

Joocie: dam, I owe Socks 20 bucks...you guys couldn't have waited another week?

Tbh: sorry, what now?

Socks: you two just earned me 20 bucks is what, thank you!

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Nadwe: I feel like a part of me is missing :(

*Muffin walks in*

Nadwe: ah there he is!

*this was platonic

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Nadwe: I could probably sing all the lyrics to and Disney song you can name.

Joocie: what the frick is a disney.

Nadwe: buckle up and prepare for a long movie marathon you little shi-

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Tbvg: it's too hot to cuddle.

Oof: *snuggles closer* you're too hot to cuddle.

Tbvg: seriously get off imma die

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Meme: have you ever had a significant other?

Blaza: no

Meme: *surprised* how?! 

Blaza: *shrugs* idk, never got asked.

Meme: *under breath* but you're so amazing.

Blaza: what?

Meme: what?!

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Happy birthday Muffin and Blaza! It's 15-year-old gang now! But I was almost 14...

Anyways! Thanks again for 3k! I typed this up tonight as a thanks and to spite @Vi_The_Fangirl so haha. Thanks for reading, and make sure to comment any ideas you have!



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