Faceless Apples....

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Every day at lunch I get an apple. I then use my fingernails to carve an adorable face in the apple. I then proceed to violently stab the apple with my fork until all that's left of the face is a crater, apple juice oozing out of it when I flip it upside down as the principal walks by and my friend Syd-chan starts saying/screaming "WAHH" to warn me. This is an almost daily ritual. I swear I'm sane. I'm just sane of the in variety.

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