Johnny Depp: Short Stories

What they're like on your period hc

Gilbert Grape:
- He has two sisters, so he's seen this stuff before

- He'll try to be around as often as he can

-Cuddles you and gets some free snacks from Lamson's since he works there

- If you have cramps, he'll either make a heating pad or get one from the store

- Strokes your hair and kisses you tenderly, whispering sweet things to you

Edward Scissorhands
- Honestly? There's not much he can do to help you

-The guy doesn't even have hands for crying out loud

-He might ask Peg if he could go to the store with her and select snacks for you, as well as pads/tampons/ etc etc.

- He might get the wrong brand, but he's trying, okay!

- He'll hold you, and kiss your forehead, cheeks, and mouth.

- "I'm sorry you have to through this, Y/N."

Sweeney Todd
- Probably the most annoying of the bunch (if not one of the most annoying)

- He was married, and had a daughter, so he knew what to expect, but it's been a while

-Cue Mrs. Lovett telling him, and his eyes narrowing in realization. "Oh, God. That's why she's acting like that?"

- Sweeney will hold you and tell you that you look beautiful and amazing

- He'll actually go out of his way to get snacks for you, and menstrual supplies

- Doesn't appreciate you whining and groaning about your cramps

- "Did you take the medicine I gave you? Yes? Wait for it to kick in, then."

- Cuddles you when he can, and when he does, he's stroking your hair and rubbing your back soothingly

Frank Tupelo
- Very matter of fact

- He's a math teacher, yes, but he's not clueless

- Gets snacks, supplies, and some other things like a sweater of his he knows you love, etc

- Smiles sadly and rubs your stomach when you groan from the cramps

- When cuddling, he's careful about your positions so your sore boobs don't end up hurting even more

- Somehow he knows when you want to be left alone and when you want to cuddle...

- Overall, tries to be sensitive with you during this time

Jack Sparrow
- If he's drunk (which may as well be all the time with this guy) he might crack a joke about you being on your period

- Apologizes profusely once you glare at him and leave the room

- He'll go to the store and wander the aisles for an embarrassingly long time before asking an employee where the menstrual products are

- "Love, where are the pads and tampons?"

- Comes back home with two bags full of snacks and supplies

- Totally did not buy two bottles of rum while he was out

- He feels even worse about making the joke when he sees you in the fetal position because of cramps

- Cuddles! So many cuddles!

- After you give him a firm kiss, he holds you tightly and makes sure you take the medicine later on.

Dean Corso
- A bit indifferent, but he knows some things about this time of the month

- He comes in with a few plastic bags. "I got everything you might need."

- Tries to not trigger you by asking if you're okay, so instead he watches you closely

- Need a heating pad? He's got it! Wanna read a book? Also got it.

- He's not very affectionate, but he tells you how strong you are having to go through this every month

- If the smell of smoke makes you uneasy, he'll smoke outside and then brush his teeth after or pop a mint if he's in a rush

Donnie Brasco
- He's married, and has two little girls, so he's got this down!

- Hopefully your period happens when he's not away at work for long periods of time

- If so, he'll get what you need and then cuddle

- Doesn't talk much, he wants to really try and make up for the lack of affection by cuddles, hugs, or kisses

-"Sorry I'm not home much, but I love you."

- Massages your shoulders while a hot pack is on your stomach

Gellert Grindelwald
- I can't see him as someone who had time for relationships due to his agenda

- He might confide in Queenie to tell him about why you snapped at him earlier

- Once he realizes why, he's literally casting spells to get what you need

- Surprisingly, he loves that you're clingy when you're on your period

- Mostly everyone feared him, so it was nice for a change

- If the medicine isn't working fast enough, you best believe he's casting a spell to make your cramps go away

- As for the mood swings, he'll leave the room and leave you to vent your feelings if need be

- When sleeping, he makes sure that the room is cool, so you don't feel even more uncomfortable if you get hot during the night

The Wolf
- He is a wolf, so he'll smell you and pick up on what's happening without you even having to tell him

- At first, he's a bit confused, but once he figures it out, he's trying to do whatever he can to help you

- Snacks? He'll get berries for you, but he's still a wolf, so he can't exactly go into a store

- Sorry, but you'll have to get snacks and pain medicine yourself, or ask someone else to get them for you

-Unless you're up for the idea of him wearing a disguise-

- Not the greatest cook, but he tries for you

- Loves affection, so he'll nuzzle you with his nose gently and hold your waist as you lie against his chest

- Makes a few jokes here and there (a few of them might be about blood, just forewarning you)

- Lets you wear his coat if he's not around, so it feels like he's with you

Roux
- Roux is so sweet and kind with you this time of the month

- He'll go to Vianne's shop and get you chocolates, and also ask her about anything important he might need to know

- Has no problem getting your menstrual products, he'll even ask the employee where they are if he's lost

- Plays you songs on his guitar

- Shoulder massages and back rubs are a thing to be expected from him, he's very good at them

- Roux is constantly going from place to place, so he really cherishes when you cuddle or when you hug him.

- It makes him want to try a bit harder to be more affectionate with you, since he never knows when he'll leave and come back again with the river rats

- Soft caresses of your cheek and slow kisses from him feel like heaven