Johnny Depp: Short Stories

NSFW Headcanons (1/3)

Edward Scissorhands
-I can't sexualize him to save my life LOL

-He can't really touch you; his hands are literal blades.

-Which means you'll have to top him, babe

-He loves getting head, but be careful!

- You'll have to get creative with him- thigh riding, anyone?

-He enjoys kissing you, but he's extra careful with his hands.

Jack Sparrow
-He's a switch, but leans more onto the Dom side.

-Authority kink. That's all I'm saying.

- He loves giving oral, but would never turn down the opportunity to get head from you 👍

- It's very rare that you two have a full session, so it's mostly quickies.

-Sloppy rough kisses usually during those sessions.

- He loves seeing your face, so any position that involves that is game with him!

Sweeney Todd
-Dom energy. DOM ENERGY. DOM ENERGY.

-He likes using his razor blades or a small knife during sex.

-Rough as hell, he doesn't really do slow sex unless he's tired or feeling vulnerable

-If he does let you top him, he'll be a brat at first!

-But once you start moving just right, his face will get red and he'll be begging you to let him finish.

-He prefers to receive head, but he'll give you oral.

-He obviously knows what he's doing, since he was married and had a kid

-Absolute filth when he dirty talks to you 🥵

Gellert Grindelwald
-Just because he is busy, doesn't mean he doesn't know what he's doing

-A total switch, he encourages you to get on top of him 🥵

-Like, you're his s/o, the only person he feels comfortable giving up most of his control to!

-But he's not a slacker either when he's topping you!

-I really think he would be a giver with oral sex.

-If you guys are out in public, he'll discreetly cast spells to tease you

-Meaning he'll edge you to his heart's content before stopping!

-He loves kissing you, doesn't matter what type-the usual, with tongue, fast, slow, he loves kissing.