Johnny Depp: Short Stories

Sweeney Todd & Gilbert Grape Poly Headcanons (Humour/ Fluff)

- Gilbert isn't very possessive or jealous, but Sweeney can be, especially when it's around men.

- However, Sweeney takes more risks than Gilbert, which makes for some fun pranks on the other guy.

-Gilbert compliments your makeup, or your clothes, what you drew, etc etc. He let his family meet you and they all love you, especially Arnie and his older sister.

-Sweeney lets you see his razors and teaches you how to shave a beard. When might you have to do that, I don't know.

-He'll let you practise on a mannequin, his hands placed on yours, guiding you.

- The three of you live together, but you sleep in a different room because they share a bed, and the space isn't big enough for all three.

-But that's alright, at least you don't have to deal with farting!

-Arguments between all three of you can get quite intense. And it's not over petty things (like the toilet seat being left up) but more like, "Sweeney, why did the police come to our house?" Or "Y/N, Sweeney, why is the water bill so high?"

- Again, Sweeney is the possessive one. Gilbert could just be cuddling with you and then he'll swoop in and snatch you from his arms, kissing you on top of it.

-"I can't hold my girlfriend, Sweeney, are you serious?"

-"Our girlfriend-" "Oh, stop it, both of you!"

- Gilbert however, is better with emotions, but even he has his limits when things are overwhelming, and drives away for a bit sometimes.

- But when he comes back, you hold him and stroke his hair while Sweeney fixes the bed for him to lie down. Then he'll kiss his forehead and cup his cheek.

- Your parents are confused about how you manage to be with both of them-willingly- but they learn to adore them nonetheless.

-Although your mom can't stand that Gilbert can be uptight, and Sweeney is so mysterious when it comes to both of them.

-"You need to learn how to relax, Gilbert." "You need to learn to stop killing people. If they find out-"

-"He does have a point." "Oh, really, Y/N? So you wouldn't miss me putting a knife to your neck when I please-"

-"SWEENEY!" You and Gilbert would shout indignantly.

- Regardless, you love them both dearly.