[Random Things] Egg

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Warning:

Cussing

(POV) Purpled

Place: The Egg
Time: 05:07

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"PURPLED GET BACK HERE. YOU'LL PAY FOR BETRAYING THE EGGPIRE!"

"My name's not Purpled Bad!! I already told you that!"

"What else would it be then?" I see Bad pointing his crossbow at me, most likely trying to shoot me out of the sky.

"Name's Heliotroped bitch, now leave me alone, I don't care about your stupid egg- I've got my own cult to go to now."

"HEY!- LANGUAGE! Also.. CULT!? What do you mean by 'you have a cult to go to'!?"

I snicker a bit then say, "Yea that's right! The Villain's SMP is gonna take over the Dream SMP and you and your shitty egg enthusiasts can't do anything about it!"

I fly away laughing while private messaging Sam. 


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