Fluffy Love | JJK ✓

19.

Me:
what happened yesterday?

Koo:
oh she lives

Koo:
I thought you'd not be alive after yesterday

Me:
why, what happened?

Me:
why do I feel like someone is hammering my skull that's already broken?

Koo:
you got drunk

Koo:
that's what's happened

Me:
I-

Me:
got drunk?

Me:
are you sure I wasn't high instead?

Me:
I don't get drunk you know that

Koo:
oh wait

Koo:
you were high too

Koo:
and you did get drunk

Koo:
do you know how wasted you were yesterday?

Me:
no?

Me:
was it too much?

Koo:
you're underestimating yourself honey

Koo:
You had found a pineapple from somewhere

Koo:
and you kept on shouting "SPONGEBOB ARE YOU IN THERE?"

Koo:
and that's not just it

Koo:
there's plenty more

Koo:
So you do remember that yesterday was our first anniversary as a couple?

Me:
yes and I bought you the shoes you'd always wanted

Koo:
and you puked on them at least 3 times as well

Koo:
I'm still hoping I can wear them a second time

Me:
I'M SO SORRY

Me:
I didn't mean to

Me:
You must've been so troubled 😔✊

Me:
but, how did I get drunk and also high?

Koo:
you tell me

Koo:
I was gone for a minute to get you water

Koo:
and what do I see when I return?

Koo:
you saying that I look like your dumb coconut headed boyfriend

Me:
that must've been someone else

Me:
I would never-

Koo:
*inserts video*

Me:
I was drunk...

Koo:
I know

Koo:
It's not your fault you got drunk

Koo:
I know you're a responsible adult

Koo:
it's my hyungs who encouraged you to smoke weed

Koo:
and because of that it was easier for you to get drunk