Me:
Hoe
Me:
Bish
Me:
mf
Me:
Are you gonna reply?
Me:
Bish I'm waiting
Hoesuck:
It's been a minute
Hoesuck:
how do you type so fast?
Hoesuck:
wrong number btw
Hoesuck:
now fvck off
Me:
Don't you dare tell me to fvck off
Me:
You fvck off
Hoesuck:
Gladly
Me:
I didn't literally mean it you dumbass
Me:
Hoesuck bish come back
Me:
come back or I'll hit you so hard on your stupid ass looking head you'll reach the earth's core
Me:
and die
Hoesuck:
who tf is hoesuck
Hoesuck:
I'm not this hoesuck you're looking for
Hoesuck:
I told you
Hoesuck:
wrong number dude
Me:
stop making excuses to save your lying ass
Me:
I told you I didn't want to go to Jackson's lame ass party
Me:
But you still told him I'll go and now I can't stay at dorms and enjoy my date with my pillow and bed
Hoesuck:
Okay, first of all
Hoesuck:
Jackson's parties are literally legendary and iconic
Hoesuck:
do you not know how the most dangerous mafia leader got arrested there and he was just there to enjoy the party
Hoesuck:
bish that news was on television with the headlines like "I just wanted to find how iconic his parties were but got caught. No regrets though, it really was iconic."
Me:
I- a mafia leader?!
Me:
that's it
Me:
it's final
Me:
I'm not going to his party
Me:
Hoesuck I'm telling you one last time
Me:
Tell Jackson that I won't come to his party and kindly fvck off
Hoesuck:
enjoy the party!
Hoesuck:
and one last time
Hoesuck:
I'M NOT HOESUCK
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Fluffy Love | JJK ✓
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