Justdumbin:
DuMbO
Me:
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Me:
*gasp* look who just texted me first
Me:
oh :-\ it's just hOe
Justdumbin:
I-
Justdumbin:
why are you like this?
Me:
like what?
Me:
you mean talented, brilliant, show stopping, excellent, spectacular?
Justdumbin:
I don't know if you're all those cuz I don't know you
Justdumbin:
but one thing that I do know is that you're a DuMbO
Me:
yeah yeah I get it
Me:
what'd you text me for?
Justdumbin:
should I not?
Justdumbin:
I just thought we could talk 👉👈
Me:
sksksksks stop acting cute 😤
Me:
it'll make me feel bad for calling you a dumb hoe
Me:
wait! dumb+hoe= dUmBhOe
Me:
we can have matching nicknames let's go! ✊
*Contact Justdumbin changed to Dumbhoe*
Dumbhoe:
how do you go from saying one thing to another so quick?
Me:
I don't know man
Me:
been weird, am weird, will remain weird
Me:
the way of life
Me:
n e ways what'd you want to talk about?
Dumbhoe:
I don't know
Me:
well then think and answer
Me:
I'll go take a nap
Dumbhoe:
ʷᵃⁱᵗ, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵍᵒ
Dumbhoe:
ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵗʰᵉ ˢⁱᵐⁱˡᵃʳⁱᵗʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ? 👉👈
Me:
ugh stop typing in tiny
Me:
you're supposed to be a dumb bish not like this
Dumbhoe:
like this?
Me:
like, like a cute little person
Me:
you're making me go soft 😤
*Contact Dumbhoe changed to Cute dumbhoe*
Cute dumbhoe:
you think I'm cute? 😗
Me:
thought* past tense
Cute dumbhoe:
aw man I tried 😔✊
Me:
stop this cute boi shít now
Me:
how do you play the similarities game?
Cute dumbhoe:
okay so basically we take turns asking questions like this or that and we both answer to see if we have same preferences
Me:
seems easy enough
Me:
you ask first
Cute dumbhoe:
okay then let's get it! (^o^)
Cute dumbhoe:
Cookies or cakes?
Me:
oh, can I say both?
Cute dumbhoe:
nope
Me:
well, damn
Me:
cakes
Me:
Justice for cookies tho 😔✊
Cute dumbhoe:
Well, I prefer cookies
Cute dumbhoe:
you ask now
Me:
Beaches or mountains?
Cute dumbhoe:
Beaches
Me:
I knew you'd say that since you're a dumb bish too
Me:
but me too beaches
Cute dumbhoe:
so you're accepting you're a bish as well? (theme parks or water parks)
Me:
I never said I wasn't a bish (theme parks dude, roller coasters are my life)
Cute dumbhoe:
that's true I guess (ikr they're the best. me too theme parks)
Me:
Chocolate or vanilla
Me:
For ice-creams
Cute dumbhoe:
chocolate
Me:
chocolate
Me:
wow we have some things in common after all
Cute dumbhoe:
yeah I'm surprised too
Cute dumbhoe:
black or white?
Me:
that's a hard one
Cute dumbhoe:
you can't say both 😌
Me:
black
Cute dumbhoe:
black
Me:
okay the questions are boring as heck
Me:
let's make this fun
Cute dumbhoe:
why am I suddenly scared? 😓
Me:
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